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Lauren Vogelbaum

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Writer/performer around Atlanta and the Internet Podcast host: Savor | BrainStuff | American Shadows Friendly neighborhood iHeartPodUnion shop steward she/they (i was grammarmonkey on twitter if that helps)

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drinking the oil & bits at the end of a mapo tofu bowl like it's cereal milk

10.03.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

heck me we can't even host the funny science here

10.03.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Disorder Drives One of Nature’s Most Complex Machines | Quanta Magazine Every second, hundreds to thousands of molecules move through thousands of nuclear pores in each of your cells. A new high-definition view reveals the machine in action.

β€œIt’s a thing of enormous beauty. ...It’s marvelous. It’s a wonder. … It’s phenomenal.”

Behold the nuclear pore complex in all its messy glory - Fabulous @yaseminsaplakoglu.bsky.social piece: www.quantamagazine.org/disorder-dri...

10.03.2026 14:42 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

i once rented the basement suite from roommates with a house just like that

10.03.2026 04:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
LASER JOAN AND THE RAYGUNS live in concert!

LASER JOAN AND THE RAYGUNS live in concert!

LASER JOAN AND THE RAYGUNS put on one amazing rock show, but what their fans didn’t know is that they were also action hero spies! There are only 9 days left to back the 24 pg one shot comic, rock β€˜n rollers!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/548...

09.03.2026 20:53 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Whedon: i know you're all excited for the return of the most feminist man of 1995
Angela Carter: weren't you outed as a sex pest?
Whedon: like i said
Whedon: the most feminist man of 1995!

09.03.2026 16:24 πŸ‘ 344 πŸ” 52 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

just misread "fruits rouges" as "fruit rogues"

09.03.2026 13:54 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the dragoncon stormtroopers & other vacuform costumers are extremely on-point

06.03.2026 22:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

and feel vindicated that i watered my plants earlier

06.03.2026 19:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

if this pressure system currently making my ears pop does not actually produce rain, i am going to

shake my fist at it

i guess

06.03.2026 19:42 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

do not apologize for beauty

06.03.2026 17:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ugh "come exist in society, we'll get together, have a few laughs"

06.03.2026 17:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

and simultaneously to capitalism happening, greg was actively not given education in media literacy

06.03.2026 16:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

(hahahaha techmology)

06.03.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

oh heck i moved my reply to the main thread sorry

06.03.2026 16:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the possessive side of fandom is a thing that really gums up my brainmeats. like, take a step back, greg, you are not yourself a star war

06.03.2026 16:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

we do not own the media we consume -- its creators owe us nothing. neither does the media we consume own us -- we do not owe it unending loyalty

06.03.2026 16:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
 Photo of my fluffy white cat Francie meowing at the camera with her little pink, toothless mouth open looking like the cutest lil gremlin. The words art show are written in sloppy digital crayon above and below her face.

Photo of my fluffy white cat Francie meowing at the camera with her little pink, toothless mouth open looking like the cutest lil gremlin. The words art show are written in sloppy digital crayon above and below her face.

THURSDAY ART SHOW! If you are a working artist (i.e. you depend on income from your art) just respond to this post with your non-pornographic, non-violent, non-AI generated ✨CAT-RELATED✨ art/crafts and I will repost! From now until 11 pm EST. Include any relevant links like your website or etsy!

06.03.2026 02:03 πŸ‘ 285 πŸ” 55 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 2

i haven’t read enough pratchett! but i believe that <333

06.03.2026 02:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

hahahaha i mean it's the 30th anniversary! we're all grown up!

05.03.2026 21:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

("curiously shaped mollusk" was the absolute most polite i could be in the ep description there, everyone please applaud)

05.03.2026 21:45 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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All of Our Geoducks in a Row - Savor This curiously shaped mollusk is the largest species of digging clam in the world – and a delicacy wherever it’s served. Anney and Lauren let it all hang out with the science and history of the geoduc...

we did an episode about them over on @savorpod.bsky.social, it's a fun one: omny.fm/shows/savor/...

05.03.2026 21:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

if this post leads you to an image search, uh the geoduck is the world's most nsfw-looking clam, proceed with that in mind

05.03.2026 21:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

it does not matter how many times i see a geoduck, my visceral response is always "RUDE, WHAT"

05.03.2026 21:40 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

at home, or possibly in the holodeck doing historical reenactments

04.03.2026 23:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

is that... a thing one cannot obtain in ireland??

04.03.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i "only" soaked my beans for 9 hours, and "only" simmered the pot for 5 hours. it came out really well, but i'd definitely do a longer soak and a lower simmer if i had the time & equipment! (i'm currently working with an unfancy hot plate, which doesn't hold a low simmer well)

03.03.2026 17:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

signs i was gonna wind up writing/editing: growing up, i'd finish a new book and immediately go back to the beginning and start over to see how everything worked

03.03.2026 15:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So yeah we’re funded and you still got some days to grab a copy. And if we can get to 100 backers there will be something. I dunno what yet. I haven’t asked @djkirkbride.bsky.social even. But something. You’ll see.

02.03.2026 23:23 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

i forgot the beginning of the post's sentence by the time i got to the end. my bad. though i'm gonna assume that r&d suggested guava jam/etc. and got shut down in favor of whatever was already in franchise kitchens, and lingonberry was the most "exotic" thing ihop had

02.03.2026 23:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0