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When did cereal have balls? Weren’t the corn flake inventors famously prudish?

04.03.2026 18:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I had some buffleheads and when they were being annoying I called them bubblebutts. One particularly feisty one was nicknamed Admiral Dönitz for reasons.

03.03.2026 01:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m not a Maine voter but obviously I’d start with the chalk lady, because I’ve seen photos of the event and there was zero Nazi imagery involved.

01.03.2026 23:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lifelong Maryland resident, I don’t recall ever having to provide any ID and haven’t had a voter identification card in decades. We have the same book, poll workers ask us questions, we answer, we go vote. Never seems to have been a problem. Never had to shuffle voting plans because I forgot my ID.

26.02.2026 17:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I have never forced a laugh at a racist or sexist joke in my entire life. And even in the case of direct supervisors I’ve found that a silent stare with extended eye contact usually sends them in retreat.

23.02.2026 17:44 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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New Documents Reveal a Controversial Vaccine Study's Unusual Path to CDC Approval A new investigation has found irregularities in the ethics review of a grant to study effects of a birth dose of hepatitis B vaccine in Guinea-Bissau.

This a great piece of investigative journalism. @rollingstone.com
This should be required reading for scientists and ethicists.
Ethics matter, especially in science.
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

21.02.2026 01:49 👍 655 🔁 281 💬 24 📌 53

How do you discuss vis and trans isomers without getting cancelled?

20.02.2026 01:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No doubt wears orange on St. Patrick’s day

15.02.2026 18:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He looks at least 15 with his helmet off

09.02.2026 02:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Seven year old me was also seriously unimpressed by the space hippies, can’t remember the episode title but it was definitely season 3.

06.02.2026 22:07 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
Comic. [Person talking to person with black hat.] PERSON 1: Historically, it refers to a ceremony to predict the weather using a rodent. But nowadays people often use it to mean “a time loop experienced by one person.” PERSON 2: …What. [caption] Easily our weirdest holiday.

Comic. [Person talking to person with black hat.] PERSON 1: Historically, it refers to a ceremony to predict the weather using a rodent. But nowadays people often use it to mean “a time loop experienced by one person.” PERSON 2: …What. [caption] Easily our weirdest holiday.

Groundhog Day Meaning

xkcd.com/3202/

04.02.2026 21:35 👍 7014 🔁 1266 💬 56 📌 40

I knew you weren’t defending, I was just backing up your instinct that the term was on the garbage heap long before the lazy clinician used it

28.01.2026 02:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My great grandmother was a nurse at the Vineland Training School in the Depression, where she worked under the despicable Dr. Goddard. Three of her five children established residential homes for disabled children and adults mid-century. That word was disappearing by the 70s, no excuse today.

27.01.2026 20:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis

27.01.2026 00:22 👍 23475 🔁 7825 💬 331 📌 883

Talked to @sfgate.com about this year's super-early Joshua tree bloom, the lab's call for help tracking it with @iNaturalist.bsky.social, and what it may mean for our favorite spiky desert plants 🌿

Joshua trees are flowering in the Calif. desert. That’s bad news. buff.ly/US1ua60

26.01.2026 19:23 👍 61 🔁 26 💬 5 📌 0

I prefer to believe that the “person” at Chewy who helped me get refunds for a considerable amount of unused food and supplements after my cat passed was not a bot. If it was, it was a kind an empathetic bot, so not a grok offspring.

25.01.2026 18:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Large brick wall with a tiny white signat the base of the wall  that says "Slavery was real"

Large brick wall with a tiny white signat the base of the wall that says "Slavery was real"

"Slavery was real"

Tiny sign at the base of a brick wall that, until yesterday, held panels about the people enslaved by George Washington.

Presidents House, Philadelphia.

23.01.2026 15:22 👍 8700 🔁 3257 💬 99 📌 156

Was cat turd there? Seems like his kind of folks…

24.01.2026 01:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’d like to point out that their boss already shot a puppy

23.01.2026 21:40 👍 18 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

I’m pretty sure there has been a sharp uptick in Tshirt profanity since the fall of 2016. Not saying that’s disqualifying but maybe I wouldn’t wear one of sweary ones to a kids’ play

28.12.2025 16:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Great book! My favorite subplot is the quest to audit lit courses at U of M.

28.12.2025 05:21 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Now I’m picturing wee Romans arguing with their tutors about just this

28.12.2025 04:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sorry John you may be old and opalescent but the author wants us to be making more room on our bookshelves for DEAD white men. Better luck next year?

26.12.2025 16:50 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The numbers are in. More people watched the bootlegged 60 Minutes CECOT segment than watched Trump’s Kennedy Center Honors on CBS.

26.12.2025 05:17 👍 13799 🔁 2779 💬 238 📌 107

As a heads up to Marylanders, one of the proposed warehouses for this heinous use is in Hagerstown — my hometown.

I hope that our general assembly can pass a prohibitive bill this coming session.

26.12.2025 13:49 👍 42 🔁 19 💬 3 📌 1
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10 notable books on conservation and the environment published in 2025 The year 2025 might be seen as one of backsliding when it comes to tackling the environmental crises that face our planet. Political leadership in places like the U.S. and elsewhere chose to throw…

10 notable books on conservation and the environment published in 2025

25.12.2025 14:13 👍 30 🔁 16 💬 0 📌 0

lol guessed that from the very first post, fellow Marylander here

21.12.2025 17:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nobody’s forcing any of these sycophants, they are every bit as hateful and toxic as their dear leader.

11.12.2025 19:22 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

As an atheist I’m trying to wrap my head around the fact that a deity doing casual deity stuff is “work”. Was there heavy lifting involved? Picks and axes? Did the son of God need to hydrate afterwards? I
must of missed the part where miracles are subject to labor laws.

06.12.2025 22:04 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Norfolk Grand Jury, New York should thank them for their service

05.12.2025 02:11 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0