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yeah this is probably gonna be the peak for me

killing time with this is so much fun.

making this the name of an album and the cover art is just a very tall speedbump

ok PS3 is retro now, indie devs, and you lot love making retro games. now is your chance to make a new Motorstorm please and thank you

ok nvm this shit is goated

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this is great

fun.. fun on the internet......... again.......... finally.................

my dark horse pick is Arin Hanson mentioning it offhandedly and then it becomes not stealthily offhand when he has to awkwardly explain it to a confused Dan

The Ballad of Smokin' Joe Rudeboy (Official music Video) YouTube video by Tom Cardy

🌸 This is so incredibly funny. Take four minutes out of your day to watch this, it gets better every time!

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being ICE is a state of mind not a state of employment

this is NOT what "fuck ICE" means

Francis subsequently unbanned from retirement homes due to popular demand

hell yeah that rules

Bunny girl whose hand is shaking covered in spikes and gritting teeth

stress

slurs to vex a vexillologist

A digital painting of two brachiosaurs in wandering through the snow. The aurora borealis is visible in the night sky.

A digital painting of two sinosauropteryxes standing in the snow. They're making a heart with their trans and lesbian pride striped glowing tails.

A digital painting of a tupandactylus flying above a lighthouse, where two other tupans clearly look agitated.

A digital painting of three utahraptors prowling a destroyed poaching camp. There is fire present (fire that one of the utahraptors is giddily spreading because she's a mischief goblin)

So, I'm going to be at PaleoFest this weekend! I'm super excited to be part of the very first PaleoFest marketplace. I'm sure there's going to be a ton of wonderful paleo folks there, and I'm really looking forward to everything I might learn

oh, rad! carry on then

sounds pretty gay tbh

A thread of replies on Twitter dated Sep 7, 2018. @blanchardphd tweet: I've reviewed my share of manuscripts for scholarly journals. If I thought an author's language was ridiculous (eg, "gender assigned at birth" for "sex"), I might say so, but I never wrote that an author *must* use this language or *must not* use that. @2damntrans reply: BOFA are particularly bad at this. @blanchardphd reply: What does BOFA stand for? @2damntransreply: IT STANDS FOR BOFA DEEZ NUTS IN YA MOUF U DIRTY OLD GIT

I've not shared this on Bluesky before, so here it is. At 1:48 PM (BST), on Friday September 7, 2018, I reached the greatest height of my posting career. This is my magnum opus.

I repost it here for posterity, for future generations to enjoy.

its clowngirl clednesday!!

Eidos Montréal's Guardians of the Galaxy game kinda ruined comedic writing in many other AAA games for me by making the incredibly bold choice to actually be funny.

"NORTH CAROLINA MENTIONED" anime girl in the mountains of NC holding up a bojangles box and a bottle of cheer wine as a cardinal flies by. she's wearing a hat with a NC flag in the shape of a fish and a Carolina Hurricanes hoodie

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Cartoon titled "know the work rules". The first panel, labeled "appropriate" depicts Garfield the cat in a business suit leaning around the edge of a cubicle and pointing to a woman at her desk while saying, "coffee lasagna Mondays am I right?" to which the woman responds, hands clasped together, "awww you're so funny" The second panel, labeled "inappropriate", depicts a far side cow leaning around the edge of the same cubicle and speaking with a word bubble which contains only the shapes of the 4 cow tools. The woman fearfully picks up the Phone and says, "hello , complaint department??!"

know the funny papers rules

ive been a longstanding proponent of the "we dont know if Kurt Cobain was an egg" position but i saw a few interviews with them recently and alright i'm willing to adjust my opinion because they were egg-y as fuck holy shit every single one of you was hella right

you don't wanna be arrested for cannibals, the fines cost an arm and a leg