Dylan Zimmerman

i think zohran will probably win a majority of the vote at this rate

Just maddening, truly the only reason I haven't fully cut the cord on Facebook is because there are some folks where that's my only point of contact.

Yeah it's tough to feel just about any 2D Metroidvania is really nailing it right after you roll credits on Hollow Knight, imo haha.

Hi friends, I am still gonna be departing for Mastodon; will be reposting variations of this for a bit before I go, find me at @dylzim@mstdn.games

Even in a sci-fi series where the metaphorical dragon is an obscenely powerful CEO who wants to avoid his own mortality at all costs, the other characters still *call him The Dragon*. Dragons!

Hi friends, I will be departing for Mastodon; will be reposting variations of this for a bit before I go, find me at @dylzim@mstdn.games

Not directly related but a certain music YouTuber once told one of his more classical music peers on a call that they recorded and released that video games have "real music" now and I have never unsubscribed to a YouTuber so fast.

just watched a dozen people ask microsoft copilot experts their most pressing questions and those questions were 90% “how do i turn it off?” and “when i turn it off, is it really off or is it spying on me?”

ME: Now Mom, just remember, there's a lot of disinformation and AI in your social feed and your friends' Facebook.
MOM: I know! My friend sent me this crazy post where someone used AI to make an image of a giant frog fighting Army troops!
ME: ... okay, no, that one's ... goddamit, Portland.

"You dirty perverts, who sees the word sperm and thinks of sex" is uh.. definitely a take.

Time will tell, as always.

"Firemen are the guys with the flamethrowers, right?" Maurice added as a follow-up.

Hugely agree. Been super frustrating. It feels like the media was like, "The Leafs are too offensively focused," and then we spent seven years trying to smother the offensive spark out of the team.

I've read the second one and it was good too! Haven't read the rest yet but I will definitely get to them! ☺️

I just read this a couple months ago and I adored it, absolutely delightful, I hope you love it too!

"Artist releases new music, some fans don't like it, film at eleven."

me: Oh my God, I am tired of the robot talk.

brain: You can turn off the phone.

me: Explain.

brain: The screen on your phone projects the images which convey the text that distresses you.

Canadian artist: Tom Thomson

The Arc of My Autism

When I was a child, I felt and acted more autistic.
It wasn’t subtle. The traits were there, raw, unfiltered, obvious. I didn’t have the words for it, but I knew I was different. 1/7

We are losing something by having newsrooms where everyone who has more than a few years’ experience has gotten fired. I don’t fault a young writer for not knowing about things that happened before she was born. But now there are no editors to help give context to these stories, either.

Yeah I was thinking drunk me would still hit 70% lol

"$20 can buy many peanuts!"
"Explain how!"

I've been seeing a lot of Ground News sponsorships lately, so it feels worth pointing out that Ground News lists this paper as "Center-Left".

Real quick just want to remind everyone that Graham Linehan is a deranged bigot

Headline of the year @paulisci.bsky.social ?

"Final Fantasy before the sci-fi elements started creeping in" The strongest enemy in Final Fantasy (1987)- even stronger than the final boss Chaos- was a fully automated death robot you can find in the orbital space station you go to.

THE MEME IS REAL

"I was completely taken aback when the wizard cast a spell!" I'm not a huge prepper prepper for ttrpgs, but like, you gotta see that one coming.

Talk Of Fascism Dangerous, Warns Ministry Of Compliance

Talk Of Fascism Dangerous, Warns Ministry Of Compliance

repeating the phrase "full books" as I slam my head against my desk until I pass out