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Jesse Hall

@wastedarkcell

he/him|diabetic -Creator of Tales of THATTOWN and Jesse’s Lockbox Anthology -Voice actor for Bloody FM -Let’s Player for THATTOWN Entertainment -Bad media opinions -Professional problem

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My other buddy said, “Jesse, you still wear combat boots. I’ve known you for almost twenty years. You’ll make a killing with whatever’s going on in there.”
Long story short, I ain’t go no friends.
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08.03.2026 07:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Playing some games with some pals tonight.
One of them asks me if I had gotten hired anywhere yet. I told him no. He said to keep my head up, my next chance is right around the corner. I joking say that I might as well start selling feet pics.
1/2

08.03.2026 07:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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We’ve got less than 20 days to get our queer romance/fantasy book, PASSING IN THE NIGHT, funded. We need your help! Please share the link and back if you can!

kck.st/46ydhYF

Here’s a little taste of my art in the book!

21.02.2026 17:40 👍 71 🔁 43 💬 3 📌 9
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Only one of these were meant to be a joke and yet I laughed at all of them.

28.02.2026 04:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

worth noting that the entire state of MN has only 640 state patrol officers TOTAL

26.02.2026 14:26 👍 50 🔁 23 💬 0 📌 0

wanna bet?

24.02.2026 03:56 👍 1518 🔁 92 💬 23 📌 0

excited to hear tech companies will now be allowed to build their own power plants for their data centers. i am sure the makers of "the app that tells kids to kill themselves" will responsibly operate coal plants

25.02.2026 02:55 👍 5411 🔁 848 💬 95 📌 14
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I’m not worried about microplastics. I can’t be saved.
We were eating these things like they had the antidote back in the day.

25.02.2026 01:33 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He didn’t hit me. Looking back now, I do wonder what kept him from choke slamming me out of the boat. 2/2

21.02.2026 22:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My step dad hit me a few times as a kid.
And I hit him a few times.
But the one time I actually hurt him, like drew blood; I fucked up casting a fishing lure. I sunk those hooks into the meat of his hand. I yanked a few good times, really pulled.
He yelled stop and calmly pulled himself loose. 1/2

21.02.2026 22:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

World is too small.
A lifetime ago I worked at a radio station in Alabama. I was a producer for this DJ that had a “LA movie brother”.
Turns out his brother is Blake Freeman, the guy that gave us the movie “noobz”.
Movie’s forgettable but it’s Sabrina Carpenter’s first film role. So there’s that.

21.02.2026 06:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank god this was anonymous. It would be terrible to know who sent this question to me.

19.02.2026 21:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man with a beard wearing a black shirt is standing in front of a door in a room . ALT: a man with a beard wearing a black shirt is standing in front of a door in a room .
19.02.2026 19:11 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s been out for three days [and ten years!!!] Have you listened to the newest Tales of THATTOWN episode?

19.02.2026 18:19 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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18.02.2026 00:02 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

People talk about this stuff in terms of how much it'll suck for gaming and I hate to inform you how many MRI machines, X-Rays, all sorts of other vital machinery are just a Windows IoT Edition PC in a beige plastic box with a big magnet/accelerator/whatever attached.

17.02.2026 21:12 👍 7027 🔁 3093 💬 29 📌 95
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17.02.2026 19:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Thank you for lending your voice to this little shindig!
Hopefully it doesn’t take another ten years to get your good self within the confines of THATTOWN.

17.02.2026 09:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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ama?

ngl.link/wastedarcell

17.02.2026 06:46 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A serene landscape looking over a river. In the background, behind the mountains, an enormous black hole looms where the Sun should be.

A serene landscape looking over a river. In the background, behind the mountains, an enormous black hole looms where the Sun should be.

Good news: We have obtained the clearest ever image of a black hole!
Bad news: The Sun is gone.

16.02.2026 21:32 👍 1596 🔁 418 💬 31 📌 9
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Hey folks exciting news! My dear friend @skulgurl.bsky.social has made a pack full of lots of fun little sounds that I got to do the cover art for! Please go check out her cool stuff here: skulgurl.gumroad.com/l/Serum2Skul... and you can preview the sounds here: www.youtube.com/shorts/ZsCnO...

17.02.2026 05:40 👍 3 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

I want to be really clear, I wrote that line specifically for you.

16.02.2026 23:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Thank you for ten years of this show.
It may not have a consistent upload schedule but it’s always made with love.
Special thank you to @atomcrowley.bsky.social for giving President John Quincy Rhubarb the zany life he deserves.

16.02.2026 23:00 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 3
2026 Birthday Request
2026 Birthday Request YouTube video by THATTOWN Entertainment

Its my birthday. Watch this video.
youtu.be/UFmyZ18MrHc?...

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