chris

Dick muck bottom blanket

Boots with the fur

north actually !! hoxton 💅🏻

officially a zone 1.5 baddie

is it just ice cream with pistachios ? the picture doesn't do it justice but is looks like mashed potatoes with wee bits of pickles with the caption "silky"... a true british delicacy

genuinely losing in, what is the food in this tesco advert

A stack of blue bowl plates with a golden rim.

We don't talk enough about what the bowl plate has done for us as culinarily inclined gay people

she legit never misses

a group of people are sitting in a dark room and laughing . ALT: a group of people are sitting in a dark room and laughing .

🎶 My Euro, Euro, Euro Country 🎶

if your school is sending 50+ students to a single tube platform you should actually be proscribed as a terrorist organisation and i'm not even joking

announcing my candidacy for london mayor under a single issue platform of "ban school trips"

actually it's even better than this - "let's give votes to 16 and 17 year olds and nuture a left wing movement/party they'll all vote for that's not us, i am very clever"

quite literally what the fuck is the strategy right now ? "there's a fledgling left wing party that when polled saps even more votes from us, lets piss off our more left wing mps" ? ?

i like how the sultana/corbyn party didn't quite stick the landing and so labour were like "aw let's give them a helping hand"

i genuinely don't think i could bring myself to care about this story if i tried

maybe she's born with it, maybe it's labubu

it's actually causing my brain to seep out my nose watching all the right wing journalists that queued up to defend people inciting violence during the southport riots going "um actually we have laws in this country that stop you from inciting violence against a group" in regards to THE IDF !

i long for the sweet embrace of autumn. i want to feel cosy. i want to wear a jumper. i want to be able to sleep under a duvet.

need you freaks that actually enjoy summer to explain what is good about it being thirty degrees celcius at 8pm

Two bbc news articles next to one another: Police launch investigation into Bob Vylan and Kneecap Glastonbury sets Israeli strike on Gaza seafront cafe kills at least 20 Palestinians, witnesses and rescuers say

👍🏻

when we eat the rich i'm going to knaw on the thames water ceo's leg like a bit of rotisserie chicken

officially my 13th reason

NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital.

CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one

PELOSI: Take the shot

fourth lot of cmat tickets purchased this year lol, does this make me a groupie

the jamie oliver petrol station

““They confirmed that I need to wear a female swimming costume despite having to compete with the men”

The contradictions of the EHRC never end

i'm not jet lagged, my body clock tea is just in its flop era

whilst i'm on an aviation based rant after travelling for a full day, we need to talk about the freaks that just stand up on long haul flights for hours ?

if you're the sort of person that pays for their bag to be wrapped in cling film at the airport you actually need to get "certified mug" tattooed across your forehead

A screenshot of a tweet from Julie Bindel that says “just been accused of transphobia by GPT Chat and I’m not even joking”

Got called transphobic by Chat GPT earlier lads