Call me little Satania

Definitely not me over here yelling "y'all don't even wanna win" to @notphillies.bsky.social. For real tho, can you just TRY??

Lived my whole life until today not being aware of Banana Ball and just like that I have a new obsession.

Savannah Bananas seems cool, but tell me more about the Party Animals 🍑🔥😏

Oh shit. @bucees.bsky.social is the @wawafuu.bsky.social of the south.

Remembering Lar Park Lincoln. Pictured: black and white photo of Lar Park Lincoln as Tina in FRIDAY THE 13TH PART VII: THE NEW BLOOD

Fango is sad to hear of the passing of actress Lar Park Lincoln, best known as Tina in FRIDAY THE 13TH PART VII: THE NEW BLOOD. Our condolences to her family, friends and many fans.

How could CoRri and Kyo be any more stinking adorable and then this pops up 🥰🥰🥰

My literal response to the oven reaching preheat status for a frozen pizza: "whoo, yeah!" and I'm low key not embarrassed by it.

At this point, it's kind of like airplanes just quit, and are like...fuck this shit.

I was having a not so great day and then I got tacos for lunch and they were so delicious it made my whole day better.

So I guess I'm saying, if you're having a bad day try eating some delicious tacos.

Shit. It's a really bad time to be american. I knew it would be bad but holy god damn fuck.

Rewatching ER...again...and crying that Benton gave Carter the lab coat with his name embroidered and I think (know) I have a parasocial relationship with these characters.

I'm OK with this.

Watching a Bob's Burgers Thanksgiving marathon and it JUST hit me that the mortician's name is Mort. I've been watching this show for what, like 13 years or something??

I would love that!! ❤️

Doing really well. Thanks for asking ❤️

First day of post-op recovery getting my watch list in order. Sifting thru Netflix and this seems targeted directly to me (although I could give them a few tips if they wanna do an extra episode 😏).

Yup, I watched this too and can not possibly be more disgusted by a man who is not technically Jared Leto. What a piece of shit.

Yah, brand spanking new. It was just released on Friday.

Current mood: spooky, courtesy of Duran Duran's new Halloween-themed album 👻

I'm sorry, how in the world is Dolph Lundgren now the voice of Zaxby's???

Just walked into a spider web, freaked out and yelled "fuck you, you spider motherfuckers" in public. People that heard me weren't close enough to see the spider web, so pretty sure I'm gonna get reported to some kind of agency.

Still into my Chicago-core thing and wondering what it would have been like if Carter and Abby had ended up together on ER (and secretly wishing they did).

The dreamy, surreal atmosphere right before a hurricane hits is one of my favorite moods.

I just tried listening to 'She Used to be Mine' from The Waitress soundtrack and nothing, but the series finale of Six Feet Under usually gets me so that's next.

Love you back 🖤

I'm anxious and depressed and a good cry would feel awesome, but I'm dead inside and can't cry which makes me angry and even more anxious and depressed and there's really no good answer here.

All I really ask for in a relationship is someone to laugh with me when we hear the word duty.

Have not watched anything other than E.R. and The Bear for like 2 weeks now. I think I created Chicago-core.

Love this so much! 😍

Aww man, I WISH!!

I didn't even get that far yet lol.

I'm so obsessed with The Bear I've already started a complete rewatch and I'm not even finished with the first watch.