Three panel comic of two people talking. Text reads:
WE INVENTED A ROBOT THAT ANSWERS QUESTIONS
WE JUST HAVE TO FEED IT 10
BABY GIRAFFES A DAY
BUT IT ANSWERS THE QUESTIONS CORRECTLY?
OH MY GOODNESS, NO.
NO NO NO NO NO
This comic is sublime
mandatoryrollercoaster.com/post/8081046...
07.03.2026 21:38
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No drone has hit Dubai Marina. It was
debris from a successful interception
Everyone is ok.
No drone has hit Dubai Marina. It was
debris from a successful interception
Everyone is ok. Stay calm, everyone is safe.
No drone has hit Dubai Marina. It was
debris from a successful interception
No drone has hit Dubai Marina. It was
debris from a successful interception.
I wonder if a drone has hit Dubai Marina. Or whether it was just
debris from a successful interception.
If only loads of Dubai based accounts, including Isabel Oakeshott's, could tell me.
07.03.2026 23:00
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It's no longer a "dignified" transfer when the president is wearing a baseball cap
07.03.2026 22:04
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Lmao
07.03.2026 16:06
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I love the phrase 'geribatric'!
07.03.2026 16:21
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I saw something earlier this week that said the US bombardment of Iran has used more munitions than what was given/sold to Ukraine over the past 4 years.
07.03.2026 13:05
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I just love good news.
07.03.2026 08:37
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"Of course, ALL cats are the best cat ever, but I do genuinely believe Jim *is* the best cat ever."
You should read this whole thread. No skipping.
06.03.2026 18:00
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unfortunately I lost it at this extremely stupid New Yorker cartoon
06.03.2026 22:30
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I'd also like to nominate "SPECS OFFENDERS". Thank you, I yield my time.
07.03.2026 00:37
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Microsoft: frustrating the user for forty years!
07.03.2026 02:00
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Heh.
I did miss magicians off the list. They lie deliberately and with permission of the viewer, really, and that conceit is fundamental to their existence and their show.
07.03.2026 01:57
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Also they go on in the second bit to normalise AI in product development and all stages of 'work'. Argh.
06.03.2026 21:07
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the fact that Iran has all the oil that everyone uses. All the more reason to invest in renewables, I'd have thought, quite aside from the positive global effect it'd have, rather than going in all guns blazing (literally). Some seem to forget that people who live in the Middle East are people too.
06.03.2026 21:01
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I know it's difficult to distance ourselves from the USA but when they're unilaterally starting WWIII, I don't think it's a good idea to be fully supportive of the US, even if their leader is a madman. I don't understand Middle East politics but fundamentally I think the US/west just begrudge 2/n
06.03.2026 21:01
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It used to be perceived that USA were the goodies (ish). It seems to be that Israel levelling Gaza has shown Israel as a baddie, and now the US are sided with Israel. The US unilaterally attacking Iran with Israel therefore joins them with the baddies. Why are we (UK) still aligned with the US? 1/n
06.03.2026 21:01
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For some reason King Lear comes to mind.
06.03.2026 19:58
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Well, the world on its path of insanity with added irrationality, injustice and death isn't a good thing to have pumped into your brain 24/7, is it?
I think it might not seem so bad if there was some logic or plan or reason behind it, not just a cascade of madness flowing from a mad man's brain.
06.03.2026 19:58
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Action Alert: Provide Input to the FCC on Proposed Satellite Systems | American Astronomical Society
The American Astronomical Society has a page with more info and how you can submit comments to the FCC to stop this travesty. Hurry though; submissions end today.
aas.org/action-alert...
06.03.2026 16:19
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A great response. The dehumanisation of migrants must stop. Safe routes are logical if the government really care about people not making these dangerous crossings by boat
06.03.2026 10:45
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I do think we're at the stage where first and second class can be merged into one. There's no real difference in service.
06.03.2026 13:46
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A single-panel cartoon in Private Eye.
Onto a photo of plumber and Green MP Hannah Spencer giving her election victory speech, with Reform's Matt Goodwin in the background, a speech balloon has been added, so that Hannah is saying: "I've stopped the cock."
Bravo, Private Eye, bravo.
06.03.2026 08:43
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Entertainment. Drama, film, theatre - acting is lying and pretending. Some game shows involve deceit and concealment. Many programmes on TV embellish or exaggerate.
06.03.2026 13:05
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If Muslims do this we call them radical terrorists and drop bombs on them.
...
06.03.2026 10:48
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Excuse my unspiritual language but fuck this shit.
06.03.2026 11:43
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Kanwal Sibal @KanwalSibal
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The Iranian ship will not be where it was if we had not invited it to talk part in our Milan exercise.
We were the hosts.
I am told that as per protocol for this exercise ships cannot carry any ammunition. It was defenceless.
The Iranian naval personnel had paraded before our president.
The attack by the US submarine was premeditated as the US was aware of the Iranian ship's presence in the exercise to which the US navy was invited but withdrew from participation at the last minute, presumably with this operation in mind.
The US has ignored India's sensitivities as the ship was in these waters because of India's invitation.
We are far from politically or militarily responsible for the US attack.
Our"responsibility" is at a moral and human plane.
A word of condolence by the Indian Navy ( after political clearance) at the loss of lives of those who were our invitees and saluted our president would be in order.
This is fucking dirty behaviour from the US. Iβm so ashamed to be in a allied country with its bases.
05.03.2026 14:07
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It is really a low water mark to be at war with the one of the worst regimes on Earth and manage to come away as the callous and undignified party.
06.03.2026 08:32
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WAR CRIME BY THE US.
An unarmed Iranian ship was takIng part in an Indian naval exercise, alongside the US.
The US withdrew and torpedoed the Iranian ship.
THEN the US refused to rescue the sailors, letting them drown.
This is treachery, cowardice, cruelty and a war crime of the highest order.
05.03.2026 19:38
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Β£250 doesn't seem very much. Is it linked to income, or a standard amount on a set scale? And is the ban linked to points on his licence already, or directly because of this? What does triggering a recall mean, do you know?
06.03.2026 10:53
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