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Switch 2 has abysmal battery life. I can understand it with Cyberpunk but Fantasy Life drains it just as fast and I hate it.

Cyberpunk 2077 for Switch 2 drains the battery like a Game Gear

I’m all physical but Switch 2 Cyberpunk 2077 for less than $20 is a must own. Maybe I’ll finally finish the PS5 save I started on years ago.

Metroid Prime 4 is actually really good btw

All this time later I get choked up when Jennifer English gives a speech and ends it with “To those who come after.”

Ghost of Yotei looks beautiful and I’m already sold on the female revenge story. However the reliance on the touchpad is awful. I turned off as much as I could of that shit right away.

Unlocked monorails in Death Stranding 2 and I’ve already wasted hours on them. Looks cool as hell with Sam hanging off the side.

I’m also glad I haven’t seen any spoilers for DS2 because even in the first 2 hours some absolutely batshit crazy, pure Kojima cutscenes happen.

I have no idea where things are headed but I’m fully locked in now.

I finally got Death Stranding 2 and playing the first one just a couple months ago was the perfect choice. I hopped right in and ended up playing it for hours, built a couple roads which is more than I ever did in the first one.

10/10 episode of One Piece today. I wish every episode was animated by Vince because they’re always beautiful.

This season of Big Brother has some of the worst houseguests ever. So many dumb decisions and Rachel should’ve never been brought back in the first place. I’m rooting for Keanu because I find his cluelessness charming and he’s a comp beast.

I went back to Hollow Knight to see how I would do after Silksong and it’s amazing how easy it is after that. A nice break when I get distracted by a Silksong boss.

I will say the best tip I received about Silksong is fuck analog and use the d pad. I was doing the diagonal downward attack maybe 40% of the time on analog and using d pad it’s successful 85% of the time. It’s like switching to easy mode.

After 2 days I finally beat the Bell Beast in Silksong and the dopamine I received is unprecedented. It already has me more invested than I was in Hollow Knight. It does make me want to revisit that though.

I’ve had my Switch 2 for a week and playing Mario Kart World occasionally. Nintendo is high on crack if they think that game is worth $80. You can see all the content in a couple hours and the open world is empty and worthless.

At least Silksong looks pretty on it.

Finally a satisfying One Piece episode today. I wish they would’ve shown the other gorosei but at least next week looks like another banger.

And with Danganronpa 2x2 this has been the best gaming presentation in recent memory. Plus motorcycle Samus.

Oh hell yeah DK Bonanza demo

Also Virtual Boy in 2026 is fucking wild.

Can’t wait to play Dragon Quest VII Reimagined. I still have my ds copy but only played about 10 hours.

Looks good to me! I only wish the shooter would’ve aimed higher for the kill shot.

He got what was coming to him. The only good Nazi is a dead Nazi btw.

Oh man, watching Charlie Kirk get shot in the neck made my week. Hope he dies and rots in piss lol

I’m still trash at Silksong and I don’t know why I got it. They made it feel like I beat a Souls boss when I found the first map. It’s pretty good.

I’m weak and my older niece was telling me she’s playing Silksong today so I got it on Switch 2. I died within 10 minutes on maybe the 8th screen. I hate it but Hollow Knight’s back I guess!

It looks very pretty at least.

Bruh, after catching up to both the anime and manga I’m finally noticing the horrible pacing in the anime. Today’s episode was better than the last one but we should be on the boat to Elbaph by now.

Spent most of last night fucking around with Switch 2 Tears of the Kingdom and MK World. It’s nice to have Tears running as it always should have. MK8 is still better than World but drifting and tricks carry it. Unlocking characters is still nonsense tho.

Despite my haters opinion on Switch 2 there are some things I really like. I know it’s not oled but the bigger screen and higher resolution are great. Hundred Line looks amazing and I’ll have to check out the Tears of the Kingdom upgrade later.

Mario Kart World finished. The Donkey Kong and Rainbow Road tracks were great but RR was too long and the rest of the tracks are pretty forgettable. There’s no world where it’s a good value for $80 and it’s barely acceptable as a pack in. I’m hoping Bananza is better but this will be my Zelda device

Having said that, I know they’re gonna include broodals or rabbids as a fuck you to me personally