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Turkey is dry, worst part of the thanksgiving experience

Goodmorning y’all 😂😂😂

I actually want *new* mutuals on here. I’m refreshed by the idea of a new feed that isn’t made up of all people I already know 🤷🏾‍♀️

bald white man who is at the end of his rope

monday again…. let’s get this bread….

i thought you were an innovator

and pie doesn’t???

Hi friends!

I just wanted to give a quick update on The Onion’s purchase of InfoWars, which we can’t wait to relaunch as the dumbest website on the internet.

The long and short of it: We won the auction and — you're not going to believe this — the previous InfoWars folks aren't taking it well.

make an apple cheesecake

i check the venue to see if they have their own seating chart. then i check view from seat and rate my seats(?). also google venue reviews/photos help too.

i hate last holiday but i watch bringing down the house once a month

music is life and we are living

on thing about me imma honk that horn

how do i start taking naps?

Second sleep might be better than first sleep

a close up of a cartoon rabbit wearing a yellow shirt and smiling . ALT: a close up of a cartoon rabbit wearing a yellow shirt and smiling .

When my bf cleans the mouth pieces of cans before giving them to me >>>>

A real hehe haha type

pls do! and bring back collage shirts! we can get them printed EASY

new music next week by me

new music by me | THIS ONE AINT ABOUT YOU

I think I can handle the occasional but the ads and boosted posts with the same hateful rhetoric was just too much

Fight aside, this is always the answer

i love the community that my gf and i have. she has her own community, i have my own community, and we can effortlessly blend them together and that brings me so much joy.

in due time. my life will make sense.

what an honor to be considered funny

Except you, I want you on here. I need all the funny guys

literally this