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A lesser mind could never stomprehend this.
Straight for pate: a group of lesbians who make an exception only for men with exquisite male pattern baldness.
Ending this operation is not enough.
We need justice and accountability. That starts with independent investigations into the murders of Renee Good and Alex Pretti, economic restitution for businesses impacted, abolishing ICE, and the impeachment of Kristi Noem.
The worst PM in Labour history _so far_
AI either works (meaningfully increases productivity) or it doesn’t. If it doesn’t, work; then the Left doesn’t need to do anything! We’ve already won. If it does work, choosing never to use it puts the Left further behind. Computer chips and cars are bad for the environment too, but yall use those…
I rarely do this, but I’m hoping I maybe have enough of a following here that someone can help: I need to get in contact with Donkey Kong. It’s urgent
space heater? good luck with that
Kindergarten teacher called a prank ICE hotline thinking it was real. She called to report her 6 year old student to ICE to try to get them and their family deported.
6 years old.
She does not enjoy hearing her own words and actions played back to her.
the great british jerk off
its fucked up how there are like 1000 songs about staying where you are and following the rules but only one song about being born to run.
But it’s also the case that this is the outcome the system requires. Replacing Democrats won’t fix the problem.
Every republican politician and voter thinks this shit is cool and fun
ICE has detained a 2-year-old girl in Minneapolis, despite a judge ordering the baby’s release.
Democrats simply must get better at pretending to oppose Trump!
Submitted my first C++ PR today…
RFK, Jr. holding a men in black neuralyzer
Edgar ran off with an old girlfriend. You're gonna go stay with your mom a couple nights. You're gonna get over it and decide you're better off. Well, yeah, you know, 'cause 'cause he never appreciated you anyway. In fact, you know what - you kicked HIM out! And now that he's gone you're gonna go i…
Youre telling me this corn syrup is high as fructose
badger eating berries
important
Imagine going back in time to tell them all about Donkey Kong and after you’re done they’re like “wait so he’s not actually a donkey?”
People in the past are probably ignorant as hell
I’m just fucking with you, your honor
1. If you’re not self-motivated to train, then a home gym is a waste of money. Will a monthly fee help you use the gym?
2. If don’t already know what you’re doing, hire a trainer *just to design your routines*. Using random machines for random times probably won’t help you achieve your goals.
It's Zoh over/we're Zoh back
I think they should bail out the AI companies even if they don’t really need it.
Hidden shoreline jackoff culture as a whole has become oppressively performative imo
The only sad thing about his death is that he was never held accountable for the Iraq invasion, ordering torture, and his conflicts of interest with his role in Halliburton.
Them: This candle burns twice as bright but the wick is made of doublelongburnium so it lasts just as long as a normal one.
Me: why don’t you make the normal candle with a wick made from doublelongburnium
Long-story short I’m an entreprener
