Your Tiny Journalist Friend.

My homie just put sugar in his grits. Like, right in front of me.

We probably shouldn't be fucking with any country whose entire military strategy is "Run up, get done up"

Great time to be in news. Pardon me while I stare up at the ceiling in quiet despair

ICE detains reporter Estefany Rodríguez in Nashville - Nashville Banner Reporter Estefany Rodríguez, detained by ICE with no arrest warrant, may face deportation. Her attorneys seek immediate review of the legality of her case.

ICE has arrested and detained a Nashville journalist who reported stories critical of ICE. She’s married to a U.S. citizen and has been seeking asylum here after fleeing death threats in Colombia because of her journalism there.

They’ve already sent her to Louisiana.

Lived long enough to see the country honor his efforts by…shitting on them

til Saturday!

Am I walking the streets of New York in a bonnet? You bet your sweet ass I am

Kristi Noem's "Open to Work" LinkedIn Profile

Makes her a perfect fit for the “Tiger Beat of the Potomac” unfortunately

Our frosty machine is broken sir

At the bar listening to my girls talk about data collection and I love this nerdy shit

It defies all logic but if you wanna convince a bunch of dimwitted incels that no-fault divorce is the real culprit…this is how.

No idea but he definitely needs to talk to the lady and quick

Muted. I’m already cranky.

Umarian nonsense is what it is lol

Billy Corgan Thinks MTV and the CIA May Have Colluded to Torpedo Rock & Roll. About That… Billy Corgan is wrong about the CIA colluding with MTV to torpedo rock's dominance.

Behold the most on-brand way to announce that you’ve never heard of the Telecommunications Act of 1996

How do you follow me and not know that I’m not a “sir” 👀

Homeboy dug in the Black Twitter crates fr fr

Gonna treat this response with the dignity and respect it deserves.

*makes fart noises with her armpits*

“Black women are destroying the Black family” lololol STAHP IT RAHEEM

Sir. This is a Wendy’s.

It seems like you wanna argue and I don’t have the energy. Is it possible for women to keep men from their kids? Sure. Having heard dozens of narratives from men who’ve cast themselves as the victim when they kept missing scheduled visits/appts/etc? Forgive my skepticism

On rare occasions

Lolol he blocked me too oh well

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I really don’t see it for Boston but I want them to rise up on Kennedy Failson.

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That part