A lot of Americans, while still technically alive, have already given their souls over to evil and are completely dead inside
Rainy afternoon listening
The asymmetry of the value placed on human life is so striking. Israel has a goal to recover 40-year-old remains; to do so, it invades a sovereign country, and the lives of 26 Lebanese are an afterthought. Their names not even worth printing in the New York Times.
A bucket and a problem
Watching the World Baseball Classic. Cal Raleigh is up. My wife says “that guy’s got a big butt”
I tell her: “you’ll never guess what his nickname is”
episode 016
You’re hearing more and more about pain at the pump
To appease this catholic player on a different team who won’t be in the arena for this game, here’s Titty Boi
Got a Dark Star Orchestra floor ticket for May 🙂↕️
Zara Larsson responded to critics of the abortion joke she made on a fan's TikTok this week
It’s over for cheeky white boys
things every single republican president of your lifetime has done
- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy
Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic
Ogolvie
this post deserves to be presented to you by having an index card moved down word by word with photos taken of your face after every new reveal
Dr. Mohan single?
parents couldn't sort it out?
Markwayne as a first name just pisses me off
I feel the same way about this that I do when the New York Jets hire a new coach. It’s just going to be terrible and sometimes Aaron Rodgers will be there.
Operation Mother Fucking Bride
CLING KONG INNOCENT !!!!!!!
The pop genius to Scottish wizard pipeline