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Albino black sheep dot com is where you'll find me

Mine was a drunk guy barely missing me with his car and smashing into a wall. Then I had to wait whilst the ambulance and police arrived. He didn't make it before then.

Cheers to that!

I saw a man die on the street once.

Did y'all hear about Andrew? Apparently the king has disowned him and decreed he is instead the brother of every UK citizen. He's everyone's problem now. They just said about it on the BBC.

They still think I have a son called diesel who was born on the 31st of April. I didn't tell them a single true thing about myself.

My dad's main profession was a clown. Now he does DJ sets instead.

There's a certain UK town that's extremely gullible when it comes to conspiracy theories. I spread so many dumb ones by word of mouth there I'm responsible for several protests against things that don't exist.

I once worked in a shop where my name was a different serial killer name every day. No one caught on so people knew me as Manson, Gacy, Gein, etc

My great uncle was the right hand to the kray twins. His daughter, my aunt helped bust narcos and worked for the CIA.

Ratibida digitus, watercolor and colored pencil

😳 strongbad

Everyone seems to look like it now. They don't treat me differently but their heads are... bulbous, like they're gestating something.

Had some very cute Kickstarter post turn up from @oddworldinc.bsky.social

I think he saw me this time. People say that's just the local homeless nut, but they don't see his head like I do.

All the kind words I got about Oppai Sluggerz after it failed have reinvigorated me in the project.

They'll be back!

@gooseworx.bsky.social how do I email you about making a digital circus ttrpg (I'll work on the labubu rights later.) bsky.app/profile/neon...

SEE ME THIS SUNDAY! ASK HOW MY KICKSTARTER WENT!

I warned you all

A disturbing tooth fairy offers an obscenity of molars. Pencil drawing with colour applied.

and good afternoon.

Watch this space! In the meantime check out my shop and stay a while!

Update 2: When You Try Your Best But You Don't Succeed. · Oppai Sluggerz: The Apocalypse Never Looked So Good So close, yet so far!Thank you to everyone who tried to make this game a reality. We were so close at the end there but unfortunately Oppai didn't quite hit the mark.Don't worry though. The Apocalypse...

We didn't quite make it folks. But it's not always the end! www.kickstarter.com/projects/neo...

Thank you! Show your friends before it's too late!

3 hours to go!

12 hours and 37% to go!

Thank you, the budget went into licensing that joke.

come on, you know what to do

Dessin dans un carnet d'un crapaud aux multiples yeux gardant un tas de pièces sous lui. Il porte une auréole et des parchemins sont scellés à par des cachets de cires un peu partout sur lui

Mornin'