Brother. If that’s your worst set. The fact that you had 16 ups at all is FINE.
01.03.2026 11:17
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Brother. If that’s your worst set. The fact that you had 16 ups at all is FINE.
Fucked Font 🤜🕳🤛 IndieGoGo budget
Oh my goddd hideeyyy. She looks pretty de-feral already! Trust me I’ve tried my hand quite a few times at de-feralizing. Sometimes they just do NOT wanna do it.
Who is this little creature ???
Yeah I was gonna say they misspelled Men
How much time and resources did this take to “figure out?” Meanwhile fucking DUH everyone was screaming this in REALTIME to any orifice in the known world that could even conceive of the idea of listening.
woke
I can explain: you’re having a stroke
Screenshot from Twin Peaks, caption reads "Diane, 11:30 am, February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks."
It's a national holiday
Psyduck plush from the Detective Pikachu movie. Poster is referencing Pokémon’s Super Bowl ad in which Trevor Noah states his favorite is Psyduck.
Always knew Trevor Noah was a smart guy:
I have watched this exact moment from this scene many thousands of times.
That's why we have to talk to them like this.
Imagine like your grossest possible (functional) uncle, multiply that times like a thousand, and that’s monkeys. Monkeys are just like gross little guys.
“…and smile so you look less threatenin, and remember your manners: yes sir no maim please thank you: that’ll keep you alive: and KEEP THAT CONDENSATION on that water so it looks refreshing and delicious.” -Dave Khari Webber Chappelle
“Look man some people some diffuse and some people dispose.” -k
A chicken stares up at a smaller bird in a tree, mocking him saying "haha! Ground bird! 'lost the ability to fly because of selective breeding'-ass bird!" The chicken begins extending its neck towards the branch, the other bird exclaims "oh shit!" The chicken, now at eye level with the smaller bird says "fuck you." later the chicken sits on the edge of a cliff, his neck still incredibly long, and says to itself "the drive for revenge has fundamentally changed who I am into something I can no longer recognize as myself. There is no place for me now in my old life"
ground bird
(rerun)
Three days into 2026: millions of people lose health insurance, Trump kidnaps the president of Venezuela, and is preparing to bomb Iran.
Shoutout my favorite Christmas music:
NO MONEY CHRISTMAS by N O M O N E Y M U S I C on #SoundCloud
on.soundcloud.com/yKiMb0X7kHe9...
“Look, when my shitty birth mom had me and I came out like a pretzel, so it’s not my fault.” -Lee
MRI made very cool sounds and had a curiously comfortable cut out (belly down, like a massage table) hang out hole for the mams to ham it up for the magnetic camera.
“This is why I don’t get the _other kind_ of vitamin D, cause I talk about the supplement and vitamin industrial complex.” - @swordsalads.bsky.social
“My mom blew me a kiss on thanksgiving. It was awful.” -cheryl
“That’s a big blunder.”
“No, that’s a fuck up. A blunder is sweet.” -Cheryl
“Sunday night I cooked a nice dinner, I watched long movie, I baked chocolate chip cookies, something I never do, I had half an edible. And I said to myself, ‘if I had a kid, this would not be possible.’ #highcoze “ -Lee K
*100sqft apartment - film student
“Yo, I totally felt your Nuva Ring while we were fucking.”
“Well you came didnt you.”
“I’m running for President God.” - wordsalads
“You can’t gentrify the Juggalos dude.” - Alex Panait
“…they’re not gonna take a moment to meditate with a vibrating dishwasher.” -Tressa
