Godless Communist Orc

It was a Sensible Chuckle

We used to sing it out as kinds
THEEEE LAAAAST
of the
MOHICAAAAAANS
THE LAAAAAST
OF THE
MOHICAAAAAAAANS

I don't think that's actually true in this case, alas

Edited screenshot of a tweet by jon_snow_420: Anthropic: I have made AI angels: you fucked up a perfectly good spellchecker is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety.

I was really pleasantly surprised by the first film when I caught it by accident on a lazy Saturday, but even then I was thinking "man they're gonna make this a franchise aren't they."

Obviously not ideal that they feel they can be so brazen about it, but on the other hand there's some social utility to people self-labeling as pieces of shit and potential threats

I will say though if they brought back Alan Tudyk and just pretended like they never killed him off it would be a good bit

Well I dunno, are we going to get the unproduced script where Inara gets raped so much that it kills an entire shipfull of Reavers because I really thought that would bring the touch of class the series always needed

Man, where has this guy been? He was a pretty big player in Trump 1 but I haven't seen hide nor hair of him in this administration it seems

Arms race to the bottom, apparently?

I feel like a total fool, I thought "I don't know what weapons ww3 will be fought with, but ww4 will be fought with sticks" referred to the aftermath of nuclear disaster, not literally "everyone will just run out of weapons"

Oh also treat this as under a Creative Commons license, I'd get much more enjoyment out of it knowing other people are enjoying it too

I finished my play. I present: DICKS, BUSCHES, AND BASTARDS: A MELODRAMA

I'm gonna make it my patch challenge at the hash, perform in my 5-min play and you get my patch

Plenty of audience participation including cue cards for Hoorays and Boos and throwing stuff at the villain and probably a singalong at some point

Work in progress but okay so think campfire sketch for a group of drunks. Hero wants to wed the lass, villain wants her too and kidnaps her and sets a bomb in the brewery to ruin the wedding. Hero drinks a beer and gets Popeye strength, saves the day.

happy March

Just doing what one does on a Tuesday evening instead of getting much-needed sleep, writing the production notes and script outline for a comical melodrama

Bluesky does this funny thing where I'll like a post and then watch it unlike the post a few seconds later and I'm like "yeah that's probably for the best." Keeps me grounded y'know

Well at least you've correctly identified who's the attacker in this situation

I was just being silly but if there's a reason the Earth side of the moon should still be lit up during a lunar eclipse I'm all ears

Hold up, how am I wrong? Shouldn't the whole moon be dark with the Earth between the Moon and the Sun during a lunar eclipse? What am I missing

Yes @astrokatie.com please come in here and explain how you messed up the emoji for the lunar eclipse lol

Target unveiling new “Street Medic” and “Black Bloc” departments to sit between “Boys Athletic” and “Women’s Shapewear”

I am extremely sorry, I got lost in the weeds there. Yes now I see what you're saying, I'll delete and thanks for the clarification.

If someone has an infection and I point it out and say they need antibiotics it is not the same as rooting for the infection

Meanwhile this reminded me that I had a dream the other night about eating a bowl of Raisin Bran and telling someone how Raisin Bran is a good cereal, what do you think that's about

Bluesky moment

Yeah I remember that from the HBO Conspiracy movie

Yeah it's kind of a professional no-no though I will occasionally use "Dr. Godless Communist Orc" when making a reservation to get a better table or room because teeeechnically I'm not lying