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That green lizard 🦎 Out there trying to enjoy life! | Mets! #LGM | Games & Sports | Lifting | Washed Smash Bros player |γƒˆγƒ«γƒγƒΌγƒ‰γƒˆγ‚«γ‚² | 18+ only πŸ”ž πŸ“Colorado

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The battery was also the original at over 7 years old now from when I bought the car new in 2018. So from what I've read, that's pretty good.

10.03.2026 00:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dang it was not. It’s a Duralast Gold Battery. Duralast Platinum is agm, not gold.

09.03.2026 23:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I just went up the corner to AutoZone. I knew I’d get help fast and they’d also install it for me. It was actually around $230 after tax.

09.03.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Car Battery dead out of nowhere. That’s a nice $250 all of a sudden expense. πŸ˜“

09.03.2026 22:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The long range weather forecast in Denver sucks (for winter).

It's March 9 and I'm making the decision to ditch the winter tires so damn early. It's annoying, but also necessary. Don't want to destroy my winter tire's lifespan anymore than I may have already with these warm temperatures.

09.03.2026 17:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Piss on the side of the road on I-70 in the dead of winter βœ…

I’m that much closer to being a true Colorado resident.

07.03.2026 03:11 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Y’all are too kind! πŸ€—

06.03.2026 22:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’d let you Cumulo my Nimbus.

06.03.2026 19:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I thought I was gonna be able to just be in my Kigu working from home on a chill Friday…

Instead, there have been 2 work blowups, and they’ve asked me to lead a meeting in an hour so I gotta change into real clothes. πŸ™„

06.03.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Birthday!

06.03.2026 18:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
An anthro Green and red lizard has his butt on display with cake icing saying "happy birthday" across his cheeks and the age on his balls

An anthro Green and red lizard has his butt on display with cake icing saying "happy birthday" across his cheeks and the age on his balls

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It was @tornadolizard.bsky.social birthday recently and I couldn't make his birthday dinner, so I got him cake instead. Well... He's his own cake but you get the idea. Happy birthday! πŸ¦ŽπŸŽ‚
🎨: @lunarxlycan.bsky.social

06.03.2026 15:30 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I really have not cared to see the β€œGoat” film.

But I am thankful for all the artists blessing my feed with endless Modo art. 🦎πŸ₯°

06.03.2026 12:50 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tonight I have learned how to turn my now too tight on the arm gym tshirts into sleeveless tanks.

Watch out world.

04.03.2026 01:47 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Repost you in a singlet

#FursuitEveryday
#Singlet

03.03.2026 04:47 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Never could find people to room with. One of these years I’ll get there.

02.03.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I just ignore it. The steps always stop when they get to me. They don't say anything. They don't touch me. I just keep calm, look the other way and nothing happens.

In last night's instance, I even said to myself in the moment "you gonna say something this time?" and of course, it did not. (2/2)

02.03.2026 16:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A common occurrence in any "nightmare" I have is being in bed and hearing someone rushing up/down a stairwell and/or across a hall and barging into my room.

Despite not going into a full lucid state, I adapted a long time ago in my dream state to deal with this perfectly every time... (1/2)

02.03.2026 16:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Run #2 of the season

- Went on a route I’ve never been on before so I wasn’t conscious of how far or how long I was running.
- jog/walk because of standard right foot fascia discomfort and some light cramping. Was definitely thirsty too.
- was still pleased with the distance and time though.

01.03.2026 22:21 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ‘¨β€πŸ³

28.02.2026 15:04 πŸ‘ 466 πŸ” 107 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 2

Step 1) fill measuring cup with water
Step 2) microwave for about 1:30

01.03.2026 14:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Come on over to Denver. We never had a winter!

28.02.2026 22:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks folks for the bday wishes yesterday. Age continues to be just a number for me.

I’m keeping active.
I’ve got wonderful friends.

I’ve got no reason to complain.

28.02.2026 04:48 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Leeeeezard :> 🦎

28.02.2026 00:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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22.02.2026 17:01 πŸ‘ 348 πŸ” 181 πŸ’¬ 158 πŸ“Œ 3

πŸ₯³πŸŽ‚

27.02.2026 00:32 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 0

You skipped the first dirty talk interaction… the β€œhi” DM

25.02.2026 12:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I really really hate that if I am sleeping for any period of time that is outside my normal sleeping pattern at all, my brain laughs and doesn’t give me an ounce of good sleep.

I don’t feel nervous/anxious and falling asleep itself is not hard. I’ll just wake up many times during the night. 😐

21.02.2026 11:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

bruh you and me both. Being horny alone is easy. The instant someone else jumps into the mix in any form I turn that shit off in fear.

20.02.2026 16:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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feesh

18.02.2026 13:37 πŸ‘ 907 πŸ” 199 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 0
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Nothing to see here just your typical Colorado weather forecast.

17.02.2026 00:02 πŸ‘ 59 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3