Spicoli's Dad

Don't despair, remember he left side of the bell curve struggles even to reach "C" (the largest cohort)....just math..cholera prolly polls about 20%

a waxy melting church candle with big shoes...

"They knocked out 1/4 to 2/3rds of the THAADs so were screwed...
do my bidding willingly before I'm forced to make another horrible mistake..this is a bluff"

^This

...real "let them eat cake" energy....

They might wanna read up on how that panned out for the aristocracy

Yeah...the left side of our bell curve is pretty much cancer

Uh oh.... that's a pretty big f*#k up...(not that anyone is surprised)

Get this guy out
It doesn't really matter how.

If you read it and your inner monlogue instantly thinks

"duh!"...

It's probably not worth commenting on.

lol....he doesn't have 4 years

Imagine hopping on the T*ump Train and as a result living the remainder of your sad life with your surface priveleges permanently revoked...scuttling from dank bunker to dank bunker...ouch

A prarire dog administration...
they'll just phone it in...only the best people

...wow man...60 years of pollyanna hippie bullshit really depletes a tribes warrior class...

Cap'n Crunch has the gravitas, and he backs it up with significant oral mutilation...

...read it as "busboy"...and oddly, it still works...

Tammy Faye: Reloaded

The Dem Pol Headspace:
"to reach across the aisle on the spirit of bipartisanship to seek an accord that might heal our nations deep wounds"

Dem Voter Headspace:
“To crush your enemies, See them driven before you, And to hear the lamentation of their women!”

I think I see the problem dudes...

...end stage now...won't be long...spiraling

"How to Go Crazy, Start Believing Your Own Press and Get Yourself Nuked"
By Dondald J Rapist- Illegitimate Pedodent of the United States

😆🐆🐆🐆

Some asshole or other gets this same idea about every one-hundred years...
You can kinda tell which one will try next, it's usually the one that builds an enormous army at the expense of its citizens needs.

If only other countries weren't real things that exist it would be easy...but it's not..no

Voiceover:
David Attenborough

"And here...we observe a herd of WhiteHeaded senior citizens,of less than average intelligence, their judgement clouded by the musth of hubris... leave the relative safety of Congressional Pines and set out on their march of global conquest....

let's watch...

A bought vote is a real vote"bet on anything" site, sports chads and vpns-plus the usual skip-flip-and toss
Hard thing pre AI to know how far behind you were in advance so your fix won't be obvious-trivial now-tricky stuff to prove-yes-but lifetime cheaters facing prison dont just sit one out

....whoa...whoa...whoa...what?...

Listen up.
This is bad.
Time to rock.

You too!

🙂✌️

...yeah...ain't that some shit?

It is.
We knew he'd get here-
but when you start throwing around this kind of loose talk you come to the attention of others not previously involved and invite their remedy.

He must be removed, by us, now, by whatever means most expedient-or we can likely expect 3rd parties to execute that function

a paper target with a red yellow and blue circle with arrows in it ALT: a paper target with a red yellow and blue circle with arrows in it

...if I were a head of state right now...
I'd probably stay at least 200 miles away from any surface level announced gatherings where T*urd was scheduled to appear.

Maybe 300 miles...

Nah....out of a lifetime spent cheating in every aspect, and with his physical liberty at stake, he just decided in 2024..."hey ya know what I think I won't cheat this one time for some reason"/s

...my evidence?...
the man himself

C'mon y'all...you know