Why sleep when I can be up two hours earlier than necessary? Is it pre-flight jitters? Excitement? Anxiety? Or is it because my cat decided this was the perfect time to aggressively groom himself ten inches from my face… who knows!
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Spoiler: it’s the last one. (Plus excitement 😂)
I mean, maybe he’d be happier and feel more fulfilled if he shared it with others? Just a suggestion 👀
I would invest my life savings into this.
I’m just a girl, standing in front of a pile of clean laundry, asking it to fold itself.
I might look like a normal mom sitting in her car waiting for her kids to come out of school, but no one knows I’m listening to horrifying details of a murder mystery podcast while waving and smiling to other moms and teachers. Yeah, I’m “that” mom 😂
RIGHT?! This! ☝️
It should be illegal for AirPods to die in the gym.. Don’t come at me saying I should charge them before I leave, I’m just a girl doing her best 🥲😂
K-pop music really slaps at the gym. Send recommendations! ✨
“Only the best bits for you, madame” 🤣🤣
lol
I’ve been WHAMmed… Take that as you will.
At a hockey game with my kids. My daughter couldn’t remember what a Zamboni was called so she called it an “Ice Boat” .. that’ll do, kiddo. That’ll do.
Thank you for the tip. I have even threatened to eat all the candy myself, thinking this would jump start the trading.. AND THEY OFFERED TO LET ME RUMMAGE THROUGH THEIR BAGS FOR MYSELF?! I can’t tell if I did something right or wrong here?!
My kids have just broken the ultimate unwritten “trick or treat” rule. They walked in, washed off the face paint, put pjs on and just went to their rooms. They didn’t even tip their bags out on the living room floor to separate into piles and trade candies! I am ashamed of my parenting.
Man why am I always forgetting about this platform! 😅
WINDWAKER!! 😱😱
If you’ve got a couple hours to spare, I can confirm that this game sparked joy. Frog Detective is a light hearted, chill game with some loveable characters and witty sarcastic charm; and I loved every minute of it.
Umm… YES! 🍻
Also, congrats to the Yankees. You can now have beards 😂 I honestly didn’t know this was a thing.
Spring. Training. That’s it. ⚾️
Walking into the gym, feeling good. Putting in your AirPods, still feeling good. Then it happens; you hear the dreaded low battery jingle, and your whole gym day is ruined. RUINED.
I hadn’t had a Babybel cheese in ages and had completely forgot how magical they taste.
Just finished playing The Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom. Fantastic game. Very refreshing to finally play as Zelda 😂.
You know it was a good leg day when you can’t feel your legs the next day 😅
That sounds so good!
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Ouh those sound yum! I request pie pics! Ha.
Bake a cake and ship it to you 😂
Give me some suggestions!
I’ve been in a baking mood lately which is weird because I never, ever bake. What’s happening to me, am I just getting old?! Is this my life now?!
