@thelastgherkin
I'm Gherkin, a visibly queer discontent creator and unique vegetable entity in the sphere of toy robots. He/him/his but not a man. Rantsona designed by @maiaf.bsky.social! LINKUS: https://thelastgherkin.tumblr.com/links
Screenshot from the Nintendo 64 game The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. In a dark yet starry chamber, a female fairy is lying in midair, her arms crossed in front of her. She has golden hair, leafy clothes, and make up that almost reads as drag. Her dialogue box says "Thank you for returning my broken and shattered body to normal."
Me @ my bed:
I done that when I was younger! I wrote the TFWiki page on it tfwiki.net/wiki/Cybertr... and if you're a visual learner there's charts here thelastgherkin.tumblr.com/tagged/WFC%2...
People ask me how I formulate my jokes (I assume out of jealousy) and then truth is I'm stupid in the head. "Oh what are you smoking" buddy I'm just like this. How does it feel to be less creative than someone stupid in the head. Sucks to be you
Sad to see that they didn't invite Adam Baldwin back for more Firefly but I see how they couldn't write around his character's ending (having sex with a gun and blowing up his entire dick and penis then soiling himself)
Which one king?
Vintage Transformers comic panel. Soundwave points towards a mechanical archway under which Bumblebee is strung up by tentacles. Starscream is stood slightly in front, saying "You really think he will come by himself?"
In that position who wouldn't
Kingdom Airazor, a Transformers brand toy of a humanoid robot that turns into a peregrine falcon.
Beast Wars Again Airazor, a Transformers brand toy of a humanoid robot that turns into a peregrine falcon. The falcon parts are a darker shade of brown, and other parts feature a more extensive paintjob.
If you were unhappy with Kingdom Airazor, you could always buy Gay Japanese Airazor
Top left corner of the YouTube home screen. Tabs for recommended videos read "All", "Music", "Gaming", and "Doctor Eggman".
Had a dream I was going to a fancy dress party as a forgotten Sonic the Comic character named Max Danger who, despite the name, was a) Sonic's biggest, most embarrassing fanboy and b) basically just Urkel???
And another thing: the article that the TFUK Appendix was always headed towards... Just what IS the deal with Machine Man these days? tfuk.app/wiki/Machine...
And now, for something completely different, a definitive playlist of Charlie the Unicorn. Yes, there is way more of this than you ever knew about.
www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Black and white, heavily photo-referenced artwork of Colin Baker as the Doctor, smiling mischievously (sinisterly?) at the audience.
NEW UPLOAD! ALF is off-piste, Peri knows her onions, and there's a mad porpoise on the loose in Halibut Square! We DON'T lose Combat Colin, but the Magnetic Sisters are pushed out! PLUS: Slimer brightens up the place in an exclusive strip, AND: the worst Scooby-Doo ever! #MarvelBumperComic
Comics were invented by Stan Lee in 1962, when he decided he wanted to write words all over somebody's pictures
The first night bread of the year.....
Heroes in a high stack. Turtle tower
I'm not afraid of the backlash of calling all these people dum-dums
I try and stay out of locked rooms. Seems like a lot of murders happen in them
Comic panel: MAUREEN AND JOHNNY GET ON DOWN... In the foreground, a blonde woman in a red dress and high heels dances with a brown haired man in a blue 80s suit. Being them are bright disco dancefloor lights and a crowd of indistinct, block-orange silhouettes... and the distinctive likeness of Death's Head, a demonic mechanoid.
There's my boy!
NEW UPLOAD! ALF solicits a crossover his nose can't cash, while Death's Head makes a never-before-documented appearance! AND: Arfur in with the loan sharks, Mystery Inc in Spooktown, and Peri in Wonderland! PLUS: Slimer's guilty of love in the first degree in an exclusive strip! #MarvelBumperComic
If I finish a nonogram and it's a bird or a flower I just start booing
Considering it's the 21st that would be pretty foolhardy
PSA: last year the Hilton did NOT take a deposit from me, and I had to pay it on the Saturday of the con! Double check your bank transactions that your deposit has been taken at time of booking!
MAIN CHARACTERS OF MY NEW PITCH, "GAY POLICE": And how long did you leave your car unattended
INTERVIEWEE: Five, ten minutes, tops
GAY POLICE: Don't call us that
![Miiverse post from Jenna, 1 hour ago. Obviously edited. "[DALP] and [Green DALP] are so cool. I wish [lions] were real..."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:t3eeevp4vexy4uo4pxksuppk/bafkreihnzt5uysxorueavnprjoyfwpyzeohcmtoboorgew3v2r554bgjha@jpeg)
Miiverse post from Jenna, 1 hour ago. Obviously edited. "[DALP] and [Green DALP] are so cool. I wish [lions] were real..."
OK wiseguy. When would YOU post above Bananaphone.
In "Simply Having a Wonderful Christmastime", the children have practised (all year long) the lyrics "ding dong ding dong ding dong ding". This implies that the song they have practised (all year long) is Bananaphone
Googling "scouting for girls" and finding the brownies
When was the last time you did that
When was the last time you really festooned something?