Brandybeans

The Pitt - 3:00pm

I think if we really buckle down and focus we can make gas five or even six dollars a gallon

No thank you

Gen X parents of Gen Z children creating the most evil little pieces of shit on the planet

No, the US military did this

i'm not an economist but if 900 people can afford to fund $3,000 checks to damn near everyone else in america and still be insanely fuckin rich afterwards maybe they have too much fuckin money

We're losing Beach Boys we've never even heard of

Also the Lost Daughter is one of the greatest movies I have ever seen in my life so the Maggie/Jessie team up but this time a silly one sounds great. We love da movies!!!!

I'm very excited for The Bride! which looks exactly like the sort of dumb shit movie I tend to love

Hey that’s about the cost of the SSI Restoration Act, which would cut recipient poverty by 60%, eliminate marriage penalties, and modernize draconian asset limits.

Pull all of your missiles out of the bank! The bank has run out of missiles! #TheBankHasRunOutOfMissiles

"ChatGPT, make me more missiles"

"Actually I can't do that, General Podcast. I can only give you ideas on how to make more missiles yourself."

"OK go"

"Return to 1970 and do not systematically dismantle your ability to manufacture anything except Shareholder Value."

"ChatGPT write me a will."

I appreciate that Noah Wylie is like a politician when he talks in interviews. He's always on message and thanks his crew, his cast and his union while saying basically nothing interesting or controversial. He knows The Pitt is a big responsibility and has made him the Mayor of Television

Unsettling: Your Amazon Package Came Too Fast

clickhole.com/unsettling-y... this just happened to me

Quote from Washington Times editorial board "[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."

Uh no...we definitely realize it.

“I vant…to smoke…your veed.”

- weed dracula

Image of a person with the caption "When you are sitting in your dream vegan cafe with a feminist queer bookstore, preparing a non binary hang out event..."

Stepped into this exact coffeeshop but it's Chicago so there's still a giant picture of the '85 Bears in here

Happy casimir pulaski day to all the light bulbs that can't get screwed in and all the screen doors on submarines

The “Real America” is a private club, whose members are sadistic pedophiles and murderers. They think of the working class as their property. The imagine the entire globe as their birthright. They are relieved to not have to pretend anymore.

Sure things seem bad now

Has this guy ever followed through on a promise before?

Hitler Youth to maintain relationship with the Wehrmacht says Heinrich Himmler

Unfortunately Magic: The Gathering is scratching an itch for me that is "what if a hobby was mostly waiting for something to arrive in the mail?"

When she's right, she's right

They will deny it forever, but certain "journalists" I could name made this day possible

Oh absolutely. This is like first term Obama cultural touchstone

Gotta be Trump 1, right? So like a decade ago at this point?

I live walking distance from a Michelin rated southern-style comfort food restaurant which is something you can't even get in the actual south