Persephone: so how long are we going to let him do that?
Hades: just give him a minute
Zagreus: *furiosly pushing a door that says pull*
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Persephone: so how long are we going to let him do that?
Hades: just give him a minute
Zagreus: *furiosly pushing a door that says pull*
Ares: the other day someone asked me who i thought was the most beautiful person. you know who i said?
Aphrodite, blushing: who?
Hermes: *shows from behind a tree*
Ares: Hermes?
Aphrodite: HERMES???!
Hermes: stores are giving free stuff to people who can run faster than the security guard
my poor Hades :(
i hope you all read the quotes using a greek/mediterranean accent in your mind
Hermes: *sitting on a bench*
Apollo: why do you look so sad?
Hermes: sit down with me so I can tell you
Apollo: *sits down*
Hermes: this bench is freshly painted
[Ares and Aphrodite making out]
Aphrodite: do you want to go upstairs?
Ares: sure
Aphrodite: do you have protection?
Ares, taking his sword: why? what's up there?
<3
omgs sorry I forgot
I'll try my best to be around here!!
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Persephone: is this spot taken?
Hades: you're pointing at my lap
Persephone: that doesn't really answer my question
Aphrodite, seductively: tell me your wildest fantasy
Ares: i'm on the wheel of fortune and i spin it so hard it lights on fire
Aphrodite: no, that's what i meant-
Ares: everyone claps
Dionysus: or, we do this the old-fashioned way!
Dionysus: *pulls out a molotov cocktail*
Hermes: how did you make that so fast?!
Apollo and Hermes: *cuddling*
Aphrodite: for sure they're lovers
Ares: i thought they were just friends
Dionysus: not lovers or just friends, but a secret third thing
Zeus, texting: answer the phone
Hades, texting: i don't have a phone, stop calling me
happy new year, everyone!! i hope you have an amazing 2025 ⭐ may the gods bless you all 🫶🏼
*playing taboo at a party, the word is queen*
Persephone: okay, what am i?
Hades: beautiful!
Persephone: more serious
Hades: gorgeous
Persephone: my job
Hades: the love of my life-
Hekate: can you play the game instead of being a simp for one minute straight, Hades?!!
therapy isn't enough. i need to join a dionysian cult and behead a man in a divine indused mania
i hope you know you're kind of a piece of shit 🫶🏼
exactly!!
myths were made to reflect the ancient society, so yeah, misogyny is sadly a huge part of it
hot girls are obsessed with greek mythology
girls is this true??
Artemis: i heard Dionysus is in jail
Hermes: yeah, for something he didn’t do
Artemis: what didn’t he do?
Hermes: run fast enough
this means i can post here my Melinoe info thread AGAIN? great day for annoying lesbians (me) 🤌🏼
hi, everyone! i hope we can all have some fun 😎