Ducs

Whenever I see David Beckham I can't stop thinking about his cameo in Guy Ritchie's King Arthur until I sit down and watch that bloody film again

You can always trust bodo

The rare times I watch Madrid and think they look good they're always missing one of Vincius or Mbappe

Class hattrock goal that

Feel that knockout football is often drab and tough between fun teams, let alone us and Leverkusen

Never know, could have been the one in a hundred that he hits well. Quite a good result tonight considering how rubbish it was

Seemed soft. Good stuff by Madueke though. I like him a lot, he's always trying to go at defenders

Tbh going home just one down is a better result than we deserve

I only got 0.0057, that was hard

crying @ Barry Glendenning saying Igor Tudor has 'torched his reputation as a bloke'

Can't believe thomas frank did that to them

Never noticed how long his arms are before. Do you think he fancies coming to England to take throw ins

Newcastle have utterly fucked that, Barcelona showed nothing all night until that pen

Always baffled when I hear someone say he's been really good for Barcelona

Literally all I can remember about that match is mbappes farmers league tweet afterwards

Dropping a keeper because he's shit, bringing him back after 15 minutes because the replacement was even worse, original keeper fucking up within 5 minutes. Love it

Must sting when you set up a European competition and the English send you the worst spurs side in years, who qualify easily

Was really looking forward to a new budgie game but the reality of having to play an extraction shooter hit me and I haven't bothered to buy it yet

Don't really know why he's not ended up at one of the giant clubs, weird that one of the top five strikers in the world went to turkey. It's kind of fun isn't it but so odd

Got a distinct memory of seeing his debut for Southampton and thinking he was going be top, which didn't happen but he's always had a bit about him

Listening to podcasts at 0.5x speed so you can savour them

Saw a podcast covering The Hobbit so I've gone back to that, and while digging it out found some other things I liked as a kid and have given them a quick go. Done a few chapters of Northern Lights and Letters from a Lost Uncle, nice to remember things a little

Honestly I don't mind it because he's dead good at throwing them. If he was slightly worse I'd want them relegated

You can tell they hate arsenal fans because by giving us easy matches it means we have to watch us play more often

Spent a worrying amount of time wondering what this had to do with the fa cup draw

I don't get the incredibly negative reactions because frankly it was much like the average race from last season. Except now the silly bit at the start was sillier and longer, which seems like an improvement to me

People need to understand that at the end of the Indy race David Malukas accepted some brisket from the sponsor, Good Ranchers. He popped it in his mouth and for the next 3m30 he chewed on it, attempting to wash it down with champagne. The broadcast ended before he could make himself swallow it.

That new Marathon game looks good

It also forces me to watch f1 but you can't have everything

Good that f1 is back so when there's an early race I have to stay off the internet after waking up to avoid spoilers, forcing me to not spend an hour in bed on my phone