Andrew MacCormack

You know when the guy climbs inside the dead animal to stay warm in Empire Strikes Back? How warm would that be, anyway?

Lukewarm...

#lunchpun

I'm going to see the Muppet Show in Bahrain tonight.

In Manama?

Doo doo do do do.

#Lunchpun

Celebrating my birthday today, my mum said that when I was born she had an epiphany! #lunchpun #churchcalendar

Ceiling tile looks looks like it could drop any minute

(Skyfall)

Surprise surprise the 1st two people off #thetraitors are POC. Brits, do better

I used to think Macula was a Scottish vampire

An important statement from the desk of Robin Ince

The opposite of french snails:

What a shame, I'd say to come and visit our alpaca farm but we're closing for the winter!

Don't confuse him with the Blue Whale who is Hugh Mungus

Does he expect their complexion to lighten when they integrate more?

#uxbridgeenglishdictionary

Poland: final movie in the series of four that started with La-La Land, chronicling what the Teletubbies did next.

#lunchpun

Bruce Lee had a daughter, Simone.

She deals in mobile phone contracts.

#LunchPun

#UxbridgeEnglishDictionary #lunchpun
Embarks: James Bond's boss starts shouting orders

Embargo: James Bond's boss heads to the pub

Embassy: James Bond's boss has a deep voice

Embroil: James Bond's boss grills some food

#uxbridgeenglishdicrionary

Emirate: i gave James Bond's boss an annual performance review

Emigrate: James Bond's boss had a good performance review

Empathetic: James Bond's boss had a poor performance review

Emulate: James Bond's boss is tardy

Viva la Roja!

Russian has developed a new special coating for its stealth bombers that means that the Americans can't see it. Not on radar, nor with their actual eyes. The Russians call this new tech "The Epstein Files"

#lunchpun

After Matt Berry divorced Darren Day he was asked to stand in for James's late father...

Berry (ex Day), you gave him away...

#lunchpun

I've found evidence that some people are trying to trap invasive american species of bee using glue traps. I've got the files on USB Stick

I went to the cinema and asked for two tickets for 28 Years Later but they said they don't book that far in advance

#lunchpun

My girlfriend Taylor Swift DMed me earlier to tell about National Catfish day tomorrow

Word of the day:

Scurrilous

What laid-back mice do
#UxbridgeEnglishDictionary

We built this city, we built this city on toilet roll 🎵

Took me a while

After making this pun you need some navel gazing and think about what you've done

I mean No Such Thing as a Fish is the main thing he does id say and is brilliant

This one is brilliant

When I was at the theatre once, I nipped out halfway through for an ice-cream. The anaesthetist and nurses were furious and that's how I lost my job as a heart surgeon.
#LunchPun