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Jaym Gates

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Wearer of many hats. TTRPG, video game, and fiction writer & editor. Co-editor of Strategy Strikes Back, War Stories, co-founder of Falstaff Books & Project Lodestar, etc. No kings. Abolish ICE.

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a thing historians will marvel about when they study this era is the extent to which the "war is a thing that happens to poorer, browner people" class went about systematically dismantling every aspect of the global political order that confined the costs of war to poorer and browner people

03.03.2026 03:32 πŸ‘ 5896 πŸ” 1474 πŸ’¬ 57 πŸ“Œ 38

It is, and it is HUGE.

03.03.2026 05:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A picture of the massive Alphonse Mucha's Le Pater coffee table book, with gilt lettering and ornamentation.

A picture of the massive Alphonse Mucha's Le Pater coffee table book, with gilt lettering and ornamentation.

In "well, didn't expect that to make me tear up"... I've been a fan of Mucha's work for years (and was fortunate enough to see his Slavic history series in person in Prague), and some of the quotes in here hit right where they needed to. This book is huge, beautiful, and a love letter to the artist.

02.03.2026 21:12 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A bay horse and a black horse nuzzling over a fence.

A bay horse and a black horse nuzzling over a fence.

Two beloved, cantankerous, intense warhorses who have earned all the love and cookies in the world.

24.02.2026 04:47 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

A massive scandal.

Kash Patel and Pam Bondi refusing to investigate the murders of American citizens to cover up Trump administration culpability.

07.02.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 1855 πŸ” 620 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 9

1. Not news.

2. Lots of people know this and still use Substack.

Holding their noses and closing their eyes, no doubt.

07.02.2026 22:21 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

It's probably not nice to laugh when your partner messages you that he just woke up because the youngest dog was snuggled up to him and farted. But I've been suffering all evening, so.

This man could probably sleep through a tornado, if that tells you how bad Magni has been today.

05.02.2026 10:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was supposed to do a bunch of stuff to help my horse be more mentally prepared, but the weather and my injury means that hasn't happened either.

He's an anxious, hot-headed ex-racehorse, but he's also a Standardbred, but the vet calls him "the spookiest Standie" so this is gonna be exciting.

05.02.2026 09:00 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I just paid today for a riding clinic next month and it has ramped my anxiety about that clinic to 11.

I was vastly underprepared BEFORE I spent a month and a half of prep time benched with a broken leg.

Don't mind the high-pitched screaming from my side...

05.02.2026 08:55 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, they're terrible movies, which makes it even more impressive that I hated this one so much.

05.02.2026 05:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I could see it being manageable on a plane.

05.02.2026 04:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay, so I ended up skipping through and watched maybe 30 minutes total and still feel like I wasted too much time on it.

So, *so* bad, and this from someone who actually does enjoy the modern versions of the franchise

05.02.2026 04:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Jeff Goldblum saying Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could... 
They didn't stop to think if they should.

Jeff Goldblum saying Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could... They didn't stop to think if they should.

This quote has never seemed more contextually appropriate. :)

05.02.2026 04:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

God, mood.

05.02.2026 04:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There's not enough people-eating in this one, and people are getting way more screen time than the dinosaurs.

05.02.2026 03:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

... Not a phrase I thought I'd say, but this dinosaur romance scene was creepy enough before Mr. Generic Science Hero started touching them and crying.

05.02.2026 03:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Like, hilariously bad. The writing is ham-fisted, the dialog is awkward, the editing is like driving down a road filled with potholes, and the plot decisions are genuinely unbelievable even when you dangle your disbelief 12 stories up by the throat.

05.02.2026 03:46 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Jurassic Park Rebirth is egregiously, hilariously bad.

05.02.2026 03:39 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Why are you doing that?"
"Helps keep him awake."
"You know what else would keep him awake? Electricity!"
"Oooo."
"No, don't do that, please!"
"So what you do, is you get a cattle prod..."

04.02.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(Done by the Jeff Havens company, feels kind of like a Better Off Ted episode. It doesn't take itself seriously and has some good low-key physical comedy.)

04.02.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I generally find it awkward when generic workplace training tries to be cute, but our workplace safety training is actually making me laugh regularly.

04.02.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Behold: the first-ever list of news outlets that have banned generative AI in their reporting. As of today, this is literally information that you cannot find on Google.

My goal is to fill the starter pack, so please send over suggestions with supporting evidence!

go.bsky.app/8cn1XfT

17.12.2025 19:18 πŸ‘ 4004 πŸ” 1868 πŸ’¬ 117 πŸ“Œ 93
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are coming home, still squinting from the cold winter air, with snow piled on top of both of them.
Narration: Steps of coming in from the snow:

Still wearing a snow pile, Green watches as Blue closes his eyes, waiting for his body heat to simply melt the snow off himself, with rivulets of snowmelt running down his body, collecting into a puddle beneath him.
Narration: 1: Melt off the snow

Green, who still has snow piled on him, watches on as Blue radiates heat, causing the snowmelt on and around him to evaporate.
Narration: 2: Steam dry

Green, still covered in clumps of snow, chases after Blue, who is doing his best to get away from him.
Narration: 3: Run for your life
Blue: Don't touch me, you wet goblin!
Green: But you're warm!

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are coming home, still squinting from the cold winter air, with snow piled on top of both of them. Narration: Steps of coming in from the snow: Still wearing a snow pile, Green watches as Blue closes his eyes, waiting for his body heat to simply melt the snow off himself, with rivulets of snowmelt running down his body, collecting into a puddle beneath him. Narration: 1: Melt off the snow Green, who still has snow piled on him, watches on as Blue radiates heat, causing the snowmelt on and around him to evaporate. Narration: 2: Steam dry Green, still covered in clumps of snow, chases after Blue, who is doing his best to get away from him. Narration: 3: Run for your life Blue: Don't touch me, you wet goblin! Green: But you're warm!

17.12.2025 14:06 πŸ‘ 4023 πŸ” 766 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 11
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue looks at Green over his shoulder as Green looks at a tiny cut on his tail.
Green: Oh huh, a tiny cut.
Blue: Let me get the wound spray.

Green begins to lick the tiny cut, while Blue looks shocked.
Green: Nah, it's fine.
Blue: Don't lick it!!

Blue frowns at Green as Green looks up from the cut.
Green: Your own saliva is actually better for your wounds than someone else's.
Blue: That doesn't make it good for you!

As Blue leaves to get the wound spray, Green calmly continues to lick the wound.
Blue: You stop that! I can hear you!

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue looks at Green over his shoulder as Green looks at a tiny cut on his tail. Green: Oh huh, a tiny cut. Blue: Let me get the wound spray. Green begins to lick the tiny cut, while Blue looks shocked. Green: Nah, it's fine. Blue: Don't lick it!! Blue frowns at Green as Green looks up from the cut. Green: Your own saliva is actually better for your wounds than someone else's. Blue: That doesn't make it good for you! As Blue leaves to get the wound spray, Green calmly continues to lick the wound. Blue: You stop that! I can hear you!

02.02.2026 14:25 πŸ‘ 3320 πŸ” 580 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 13

Update: In the past week we've learned ICE has secured property to build human warehouses in Merrimack, NH and Williamsport, MD *as well as* Surprise, AZ; Upper Bern, PA; and Tremont, PA.

Facts that bear repeating.

04.02.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 3915 πŸ” 1899 πŸ’¬ 125 πŸ“Œ 104

that site, stopice[.]net, is real fucking iffy.

looks like it was written by saving the html source of a different site and hastily editing it.

whoever made it, not a real developer, maybe linked to affiliate marketing. making really dumb claims that the hack was done by the government.

01.02.2026 01:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Jeffrey Epstein emailing Peter Thiel: Finding things on their way to collapse was much easier than finding the next bargain. ... Return to tribalism. Counter to globalization. Amazing new alliances.

Jeffrey Epstein emailing Peter Thiel: Finding things on their way to collapse was much easier than finding the next bargain. ... Return to tribalism. Counter to globalization. Amazing new alliances.

Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.

02.02.2026 18:30 πŸ‘ 26145 πŸ” 8241 πŸ’¬ 851 πŸ“Œ 1170
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In past 24h:

❌ 1-click exploit dropped for #OpenClaw: Simply visiting a URL allowed attacker to steal everything: keys & files + take control of the device. Patched.

❌#MoltBook had a vulnerability exposing all users emails, real names etc. Patched. 1/

Takeaway: all gas, no brakes.

02.02.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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β€˜The smart, the rich, the powerful’: Epstein associated with Silicon Valley elite years after his release from prison Billionaires and intellectuals attended events with the disgraced financier years after he served time for sex offense, files reveal

New from me - Epstein continued attending dinners alongside the likes of Musk, Bezos, Larry Page, Sergey Brin after his sentence for child sex offenses www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

04.02.2026 08:35 πŸ‘ 276 πŸ” 133 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 8