Saint Thomas Paine

it’s uncanny…

can we please start pronouncing it “mar-KWAN-yay”?

can we please start pronouncing it “mar-KWAN-yay”?

but he kisses a mean ass, and hates EXACTLY the right people, sooooo…tie?

the gaslight & obfuscation politburo are just now realizing that when you veer off into blatant white nationalist christofascism that you lose a lot of support, even among conservatives.

the really strong economy

completely psychotic…but in a batshit bubbleboy kind of way

“and if you don’t like it then you’re a terrorist, too!”

him saying “iran needs a good leader” and “i have to be involved in picking iran’s new leader” are mutually exclusive statements

later today the administration will undoubtedly be announcing that jobs numbers will no longer be reported

my uncle used to say the damndest things between benders…

not a whit

“intelligence” is doing a fuckton of lifting in that sentence

they’re just laying it all out for us, all day, every day

💯

kings aren’t concerned about peasants, anymore than a dog cares about its fleas

fun fact: his last name is actually pronounced “dooosh-kah-noo’

so it is a war again? getting whiplash, here.

the article went on to explain that she’d also been self-enriching and an insufferable asshole the whole time though, right? RIGHT?!

what if, when trying to goad the entire populace of MN to rise up in violent resistance didn’t pan out, racistunclethinskin landed on provoking a country to conduct “terror” attacks on us soil, allowing for martial law, midterms suspension, etc, due to “extraordinary times” or some such fuckduggery?

evergreen fucking post

hensbreath would be one of the most hilarious, ridiculous, cuckolded humans on the planet were he not allowed to play “crusaders and terrorists” with our sons and daughters.

they could just write this shit straight…emmy’s all around!

awesome! new advertising budget!!

“i haven’t seen that report, so i can’t comment on it”

this hot, wet shit of an article sure made that uniformed former marine, now with a broken arm courtesy of an assault by a not-police officer, sound like a real prick.

just grateful that disrespecting soldiers, their families, and all their sacrifices hasn’t been a pattern for years…

i do that first…now i’m worried i’ve been doing it wrong?

hey!!! he was busy! he had predators to protect…just like now.

he’ll test the limits of presidential pardoning power before he leaves office. they’ll forever after be known as “flying monkey pardons”. hensbreath will get one…gnome will get one…a piece of chicken, broccoli, a tortilla, and something else…something else will be a preemptive pardon.