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wow we finally have the technology to do impressions!!! just put on a grey wig and do the voice you dumb dick head. have you ever heard of SNL
oh is there a gaspricesball on? I didn’t notice
Cristopher Sanchez! The first 4-strikeout inning in WBC history !!
These are the smartest kids on earth. They're winners. This is the true Art of the Deal. They let Trump write books about business and he lost money on gambling. Is it wrong to open a lemonade stand next to a construction site? It is not. Supply and demand baby. Get. That. Paper.
Fun thing to think about very briefly: who currently has better lawyers, the United States or Nintendo
I have once more written about our beloved Philadelphia 76ers: www.libertyballers.com/76ers-analys...
I definitely want to hear more deep thoughts from the guy who claimed Elon Musk's purchase of twitter would "extend the light of consciousness"
Holy fucking shit. 'If Trump says we won then we won' is even further down the hole than the Orwell quote people always dig up about eyes and ears. He attacked Iran so he could win another fake award. That's it. That's the whole thing. That's wild
Nothing more hurtful than discovering what you thought was a deep friendship is fake
Totally normal thing for Senior Counsel at DOJ to tweet out at 2am
These are the 4 things AI can do well:
•Clean up your email inbox (badly)
•Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
•Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
•Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday
You can see why we need to base our economy around it
DUDE
The next chapter of our Clippers/Aspiration/Ballmer/Kawhi series will be live, onstage, at Sloan.
And on our YouTube channel.
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tech CEO in 2026: My computer has anxiety.
venture capitalist in 2026: Here, have 200 billion more dollars.
child in 2006: My NeoPet is angry at me.
mom in 2006: No it isn't sweetie, go to bed.
mom to dad in 2006: We have an idiot boy. Our boy is a little idiot person. It's too late to fix him.
tapping the sign
the hot dog will be a dollar fifty until the heat death of the universe
Awesome. I was trying to explain this concept to someone but Mina said it better, and with more tact.
As a data person, the search for the answer sometimes sparks new ideas and new pitches! Being lazy or incurious makes you worse at your job. AI atrophies creativity in all forms, not just art.
One of the elementary schools in Talmage’s school district had an ICE car drive around and then try to park in the parking lot this morning before being chased away.
Fuck off you dogshit rag. You're worthless to anyone looking towards the future. We got no use for your Epstein Class bullshit. One source stories on your front page too many times to count.
Trump Says 'I Guess' Americans Should Worry About Iran Retaliating on U.S. Soil: 'Like I Said, Some People Will Die'
people.com/trump-says-i...
He’s literally trying to use this war to *checks notes*...
Make us forget about the Epstein files, bait us into funding DHS without any guardrails on ICE’s lawless behavior...and now let Netanyahu off the hook.
No, no, and no.
Insane to read this and then remember like 74% of the reason he’s president now is expensive fucking omelettes
Fuck
The measure also codifies that the county won’t enter into a 287(g) agreement and restricts county employees from complying in civil immigration enforcement without a judicial warrant or subpoena.
Genuinely psychotic shit
Becoming convinced the only reason he’s still nominally a democrat is so he can get inside party info and stooge it off to republicans
