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In ancient Rome they called nachos “ignatii”

walkin around in my POISON SHOES safe in the knowledge that i am immune to poison damage

the cast of Star Trek Voyager in street clothes awkwardly posing with late-90s computer hardware and consumer electronics

this is what it feels like to post on bluesky

million : milli- : one-thousandth :: billion : billi- : one

crt television with an extremely zoomed-in pause of donkey kong's face in super smash bros melee. everything outside the screen is dark

you know him well.

me at the doctor's office today

i'm sorry ralph fiennes' full name is WHAT

A bunny on a skateboard rolls down a homemade ramp, in a backyard, about to go off a jump. Their friends also cheer them on on either side of the ramp.

Daily bunny no.3246 is about to break their record

i just found one of your stickers in the center console of my car hehe

I don't think you people believe the red-necked phalarope is actually scran. Even if it is presumably free

i feel like this regice

drinking some twig water

it was a very nice day!

i think i remembered it bc someone was talking about it being late in the year for snow (it's not, here) and i was thinking about the latest i've seen snow here (april 23 '15) and how i had been on a little day trip with grey's family then and the car ride back was the first time i'd heard it

i don't know! i was simply thinking about the song!

Well you see i like posting silly bullshit

there's a song i heard once in my life when i was like 9 and i completely misheard the lyrics so that the subject was, to me, "meteor bridge" and i only remember a tiny snippet of how it went but that little bit did stick in my head

guy named bill discovers who stole his hairpiece listening to ain't no rest for the wicked

also maybe a hot take. i can't speak to mass attack but i think super star ultra is actually the weakest out of those gba/ds titles. it just... doesn't feel as good to play imo? outside of gourmet race and meta knight's revenge it just feels slow and not as snappy as the others

i saw a playthrough of kirby's pinball land recently and i was struck by how expressive all the sprites were for all their simplicity. i love a round little guy it must be said

the hard outlines in those games kind of give everything a really satisfying presence on screen. and the proportions just felt good on those 192x256 displays. i also really love where they took the art direction for canvas curse there just aren't any other games that feel like that

3d kirby just feels plasticky to me

maybe it's just that those were the games that got me into video games in general but the gba/ds era of kirby games have such a vibe to them that i feel like is kind of lost in the more recent entries

i miss sprite art kirby

that's the joke

guy who refers to oreos as off-brand hydrox

guy who's trying to expand his cultural horizons so he can do better at crosswords

a simple drawing of a cat sticking its tongue out captioned "i like to have fun, i like to smile, i like to tell jokes".

#catcrumb

it started as a completely sincere post and then i thought "oh i can make a good joke out of this"

thank you though it's nothing horrible just ocd rearing its ugly head. had to clean my dishwasher today and then it was making weird noises for a while and i just want my tea strainer and good mugs😭

[mid-00s google voice] I'm Feeling Yucky