Ian McKellen performs “The Strangers’ Case” speech from “Sir Thomas More” on Colbert.

Now you have to do squat rack

The world isn’t ready for that

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Taryn, Big Mike, Roz, Morgan. Here’s a toast. Forever in my heart.

trump said he was going to eliminate capital gains, but he never said *how* he was gonna do it

One of us had to. I thank your short beard for its service