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Running through the house with a pickle in my mouth

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I’m pulling for Puerto Rico personally

08.03.2026 03:55 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Looks like a real creamer m9

08.03.2026 02:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Just finished Bugonia. Really good.

08.03.2026 01:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

These are the 4 things AI can do well:

β€’Clean up your email inbox (badly)
β€’Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
β€’Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
β€’Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday

You can see why we need to base our economy around it

06.03.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 4961 πŸ” 1057 πŸ’¬ 64 πŸ“Œ 9

I’m getting breakfast

07.03.2026 13:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is what they mean when they say shit like "suicidal empathy."

It's just bloodlust. Not patriotism or deft military strategy. Just thuggery on a global scale.

07.03.2026 02:41 πŸ‘ 367 πŸ” 81 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

We’re so fucking comically evil

07.03.2026 11:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You’ve lost it

07.03.2026 11:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Juan Pablo Montoya what are you doing

07.03.2026 03:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no what happened?

07.03.2026 02:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A good friend of mine follows the stars. Venus and Mars are alright tonight…..

07.03.2026 02:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like people are going a little hard on Gosling with the plastic surgery stuff. He just looks older to me. 🀷

06.03.2026 22:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Our government is run by those people who go on Facebook and post β€œit’s the people that you care about the most that will betray you the most, in the end πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€β€

06.03.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cor blimey! Petrol’s gone mentoo, it has…..

06.03.2026 19:45 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah that sucks too because I’m pretty sure Kornet is just being a catholic weirdo but your right about TI. They should have gone with 2 Chainz

06.03.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Would have been entirely forgettable in β€˜09 but upon rewatch in 2026 looks like one of the best movies you’ve seen in a while. 4 stars on LB

06.03.2026 14:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Renting a tux. Always a harrowing experience for the fat man.

05.03.2026 22:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lmaoooooo he had the cushiest job in the world. Republicans Senator from Oklahoma, he could have stayed there till he was 90. Now it’s all over. He’ll be podcasting in two years at the most.

05.03.2026 20:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s all bullshit lol

05.03.2026 18:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Half of Americans now say 'Abolish ICE.' It's about time. | Opinion For the first time ever in YouGov polling, 50% of Americans now strongly or somewhat support abolishing U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement.

So it turns out Americans don’t love widespread cruelty.

50% of voters have now embraced "Abolish ICE," including a surprising 25% of Republicans. Keep pushing. All gas, no brakes.

My column:

www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...

05.03.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 1009 πŸ” 357 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 8

you may not like it but this is what peak cooking performance looks like

05.03.2026 17:53 πŸ‘ 936 πŸ” 135 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 16

Oh you know that DHS job is looking a nuclear hot potato right now. Markwayne Mullin is spending every waking hour praying to god Trump doesn’t drop that steaming pile of shit in his lap lol.

05.03.2026 18:08 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
05.03.2026 16:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s decadence to ask follow up questions

05.03.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*puka

05.03.2026 11:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is how we all looked in β€˜03. In SC we were into pooka shell necklaces specifically.

05.03.2026 11:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I really don’t like Selena Gomez’s ugly husband

05.03.2026 00:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jewish Mardi Gras let’s gooooooooooo

04.03.2026 18:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gen 1 easily clears

04.03.2026 08:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0