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Terrence Nowicki, Jr.

@deephurting

Political cartoonist and writer + Simpsons references (mostly seasons 2 through 9) http://thisishistorictimes.com/

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Knives Out for the ICE Queen Senate Republicans might be ready to dump the DHS secretary.

"Americans don’t like what DHS has been up to, full stop. Democrats should aim a lot higher than just getting a scalp from Noem."

But, you know, a good start.

05.03.2026 19:07 πŸ‘ 493 πŸ” 62 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 4
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a man is driving a car with the words " do n't drive angry " on the screen Alt: Don't drive angry!
06.03.2026 06:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also he probably murdered that woman and dressed it up to look like a suicide.

06.03.2026 06:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not good enough. Relentlessly, aggressively bully him until he resigns.

06.03.2026 06:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pete Hegseth more like Pete Drinkyourselftodeathalready, am I right?

06.03.2026 06:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Seems like they could use this as an opportunity to lead him into a trap and then take care of the problem for everyone.

06.03.2026 06:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Though I would then urge people to intercept her supply and cut it with drain cleaner.

06.03.2026 06:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would not be remotely surprised to learn that she herself is on meth.

06.03.2026 06:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Arrest and fine FOR WHAT?

SHE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!

DEATH TO THE MURDERER JONATHON ROSS.

06.03.2026 06:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Charge the Trump Organization and each of his stupid, stupid children.

If you encounter any of his stupid, stupid children on the street, take the money directly from them by force.

06.03.2026 06:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, his father didn't love him, that's true.

Unfortunately, not enough people have made fun of him to his face about that specific fact.

We need to rapidly get those numbers up.

06.03.2026 06:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The correct answer to his question would have been, "k!ll yourself."

06.03.2026 06:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Charge the bill to the Trump Organization and each of his stupid, stupid children.

I'm not even joking. I'm being 100% serious. If we aren't going to simply give the entire Trump family the Romanov treatment, then I want to see his worthless descendants penniless and starving on the street.

06.03.2026 05:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The punishment for Kegsbreath is obvious: feed him liquor until he chokes to death on his own vomit.

06.03.2026 05:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The hilariously stupidly-named Markwayne Mullin looks like a beaver or some other kind of large rodent.

The hilariously stupidly-named Markwayne Mullin looks like a beaver or some other kind of large rodent.

Beavers look like the hilariously stupidly-named Markwayne Mullin.

Beavers look like the hilariously stupidly-named Markwayne Mullin.

06.03.2026 05:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
If They Mated - 11/27/2006
If They Mated - 11/27/2006 YouTube video by Conan Fanatic

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QSq...

06.03.2026 01:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
dril candles tweet

dril candles tweet

06.03.2026 01:03 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tim Sheehy should be arrested.

04.03.2026 23:40 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3

Other people in the room should have immediately leapt to that Marine's aid.

06.03.2026 00:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bernie saved Markwayne's life here, unfortunately.

06.03.2026 00:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"There definitely aren't pictures of him cowering like a scared little bitch on January 6th, 2021."

06.03.2026 00:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He could be defeated by buying him unlimited free booze until he dies of alcohol poisoning.

06.03.2026 00:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a group of south park characters are standing in front of a sign that says " south park " Alt: Cartman crying.

But you know he'd immediately start to loudly bawl and probably wet himself if anyone were to punch him square in the face.

06.03.2026 00:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a blurred image of a person with the words " all right everyone " above it Alt: Arnold Mr. Freeze

How long until he says, "WHAT KILLED THE DINOSAURS? THE ICE AGE!"

06.03.2026 00:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

sure thing Pete, you fuckin drunk

06.03.2026 00:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character behind bars holding a lemon Alt: Homer Simpson's Shelbyville counterpart takes a bite out of a lemon.
06.03.2026 00:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

MarkWayne de S.O.B

05.03.2026 23:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Markanda Waynever

05.03.2026 23:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Markanda Waynever

05.03.2026 23:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Other people in the room should've immediately sprung to that Marine's aid.

05.03.2026 09:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0