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@eyegah

RN and Obnoxious Feminist She/her Apparently, I am “Mother Balls” in my child’s phone

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The kinds of wars with bombs vs all those wars we fought with nerf guns, obviously.

06.03.2026 21:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s just good old-fashioned Yankee ingenuity.

06.03.2026 21:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Sharpton: "The problem is not Trump. The problem is us. What happened to us?"

06.03.2026 20:42 👍 1012 🔁 209 💬 54 📌 34

Hearing a lot of good things lately like “the economy is crashing” and “world war 3 is happening”

06.03.2026 20:42 👍 278 🔁 21 💬 22 📌 0
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Sharpton: "We're still here! We've come this far by faith. It was against the law to read and write! It was against the law to marry, but we've come this far by faith. I don't care what they do in Washington, I care what we do in the community. We've beat people bigger than Trump!"

06.03.2026 20:46 👍 965 🔁 232 💬 26 📌 14

bitch better not

06.03.2026 20:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh yeah, I’m a big fan of doing what you gotta do to be a functional human. And you don’t get those years back! If I’d had the option of ADHD meds growing up, I think there’s a chance I might not have been labeled flighty or flaky. I had to spend the 30 years fighting that voice in my head.

06.03.2026 20:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I ain’t a doctor (oooobviously) but the kid says the 1 mg is the way to go. (Keep in mind this advice comes from a bright 10th grader, but still a 10th grader). 2 mg did not seem to reduce their tics to the point that the drowsiness was worth it. But they’ve maintained the 1 mg for several years.

06.03.2026 20:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Are you on 2 mgs? (Only asking because the difference between 1 and 2 mgs for my teen, in terms of drowsiness, was staggering.)

06.03.2026 20:01 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26

NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%

06.03.2026 19:09 👍 7302 🔁 1654 💬 194 📌 113
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it's always nice to be reminded of how incredible a public speaker Barack Obama is. here's part of his eulogy of Jesse Jackson

06.03.2026 19:49 👍 2892 🔁 665 💬 97 📌 37

I’m sure the military knew and I’m also sure the deranged chuds in the WH didn’t want to hear it.

06.03.2026 19:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m a little confused because the economists on my timeline are like “oh yeah we’re facing a generational energy crisis because Trump is a madman who started a war he can’t control” while the politicians are like “it’s important to make clear we support the troops until it all blows over next week”

06.03.2026 19:28 👍 870 🔁 138 💬 10 📌 7
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ICE arrested an Oregon shop owner who had her green card in her pocket: ‘They didn’t care’ Juanita Avila later helped expose ICE’s ‘arrest first, justify later’ tactics in a lawsuit that won a major victory for immigrants’ rights

NEW: ICE tackled + arrested Juanita Avila, an Oregon shop owner who is a legal permanent resident and had her green card in her pocket.

When she asked through sobs why they didn't believe her, one masked agent replied: “Because they lie all the time.”

Video + interview with her and her daughter:

06.03.2026 19:04 👍 374 🔁 198 💬 11 📌 8
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Russia has provided Iran with information that can help Tehran strike US military, AP sources say Russia has provided Iran with information that could help Tehran strike American warships, aircraft and other assets in the region.

BREAKING: Russia has provided Iran with information that can help Tehran strike the U.S. military, AP sources say.

06.03.2026 19:19 👍 609 🔁 357 💬 98 📌 112
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Why are we bothering with the Strait of Hormuz when we could simply do this? Explain it to me like l'm 5.

(Drawing of chopping of part of land)

suahuatica 2d
MOUNTAIN HARD AND BIG, WATER NO UP. MANY MANY DIG DIG.

kevinrkirk 2d @ Threads Why are we bothering with the Strait of Hormuz when we could simply do this? Explain it to me like l'm 5. (Drawing of chopping of part of land) suahuatica 2d MOUNTAIN HARD AND BIG, WATER NO UP. MANY MANY DIG DIG.

Happy Friday. Don’t skip school.

06.03.2026 14:04 👍 3087 🔁 639 💬 131 📌 78

Strong “we did not lose Vietnam it was a tie” energy

06.03.2026 19:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Don’t let mega-constellation-building billionaires steal your night sky Satellites are wonders of modern technology that have improved all of our lives. But having more than a million of them in orbit could destroy our view of the heavens and seriously damage our planet

Elon Musk has already started plans to launch a million satellites.

Yes. A MILLION.

This is a colossally bad idea, and it's not too late to make your voice heard. I explain everything:

www.scientificamerican.com/article/ramp...

🔭 🧪

06.03.2026 16:05 👍 733 🔁 407 💬 37 📌 34
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Investors are not ready for a true shock The consensus view of the impact of the Iran war on equities and bonds may well prove too sanguine

Investors are not ready for a true shock ft.trib.al/tWMyNkv | opinion

06.03.2026 18:00 👍 39 🔁 13 💬 4 📌 4

When you work in health care and have to talk to patients through their fears and their gaps in knowledge (and why those gaps happen, especially because we live in an age of crazy institutional distrust) your stances become nuanced. Social media is not for nuance. (I could not be more pro-vaccine.)

06.03.2026 18:07 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Honestly I do feel better for having seen it, lol.

06.03.2026 18:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

"omg did you see Rotta the Hutt? He's Jabba's son and he is going to fight the Mandalorian and Gr-"

You bolt awake in the hills of Burbank. It is 1976 AD. You are Marcia Lucas, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Star Wars must match George's original vision

06.03.2026 18:01 👍 833 🔁 100 💬 16 📌 1

President Trump has reviewed a plan to claim emergency powers in order to issue an executive order that would mandate voter ID and ban mail ballots, The Washington Post reported last week.

www.washingtonpost.c...

06.03.2026 17:04 👍 72 🔁 36 💬 3 📌 6

She had a death wish it felt like. She was terrified of having to witness what she was so sure would be a dark life for her child. I liked how Xavier’s approach seems to be the winning one.

06.03.2026 17:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The lack of evangelical Christians? Let's take a little count of some of the evangelical Christians in power:

Speaker of the House
Secretary of Defense
The departing Secretary of DHS
Trump's nominee to replace her
US Ambassador to Israel
OMB Director
Director of White House Faith Office

06.03.2026 16:06 👍 166 🔁 56 💬 12 📌 3

"The exercise in question required ships not to carry any ammunition. Normally, the Dena carries various missiles and guns, including anti-ship missiles. Because the U.S. also took part, it would have been aware that the Dena was unarmed."

06.03.2026 16:36 👍 85 🔁 37 💬 7 📌 1

🧵Feels like shouting into the void, but it is essential to note that the Trump/Rubio gutting of the State Department and blowtorching of US diplomatic capacity and credibility is an accelerant to this spiraling war and will seriously undercut US/allied efforts to pick up the pieces after. 1/

06.03.2026 16:25 👍 1381 🔁 483 💬 34 📌 63

Secretary of State Marco Rubio told Arab Foreign Ministers the war could last several more weeks, Axios reports.

So at the current cost of $1 billion a day, we’re looking at, what?, $42 billion at least.

06.03.2026 16:46 👍 273 🔁 33 💬 21 📌 6

They’re proving the <actual> lessons of Fight Club, a story written by a long married gay dude, over and over.

06.03.2026 16:06 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

So it’s…salesmanship? Is he doing the Al Pacino bit from Glengarry Glen Ross?

06.03.2026 13:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0