ugh. imagine waking up to this in the early morning and thinking that your nightmare is continuing
06.03.2026 07:03
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06.03.2026 06:47
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i have a sneaking suspicion. i have regular suspicions too, but this one is pretty sneaky
04.03.2026 20:07
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file dot delete(“tricky dot bsky”)
05.03.2026 17:47
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no it's TKAT
05.03.2026 17:36
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it’s pretty easy
{jerry (no) greg [hell no]infinite infinite}
05.03.2026 17:42
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(looking at my Rolling Stone album covered in moss) Jimi Hendrix lied to me
05.03.2026 16:49
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Magician: The hand is quicker than the eye.
Eric “Slowhand” Clapton: The hell you say.
05.03.2026 14:56
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i shaved my wookie for this?
~ me at my first Star Wars convention
28.02.2026 21:09
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Remembering when "March Madness" was about basketball and not the entire fucking planet.
Good times.
04.03.2026 16:50
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boy, are you a seagull because i want to fight you in a parking lot for the last hot dog
04.03.2026 00:48
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sorry i didn’t text you back; i clicked “close all tabs” in my brain and forgot everything i’ve ever known
03.03.2026 12:35
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*throws your spirit animal on the grill
04.03.2026 09:25
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waking up to another marvelous day of ahhh fuck
02.03.2026 20:16
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Todays true, so don't bother to Google, trust me bro, fact of the day: there is no rule in how many times you can interrupt a sentence until the point is made.
04.03.2026 12:52
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Coworkers who get up, walk away, and leave their chair in the middle of the office- who hurt you? Because it's about to be me
24.02.2026 18:36
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In all the lessons in school about drugs and peer pressure, they never taught us about Girl Scout Cookie time.
19.02.2026 16:52
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Find yourself someone who salutes your red flags.
04.03.2026 20:03
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So when seagulls eat it it’s food but when I eat it it’s garbage? How is that fair?!
04.03.2026 22:44
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i refuse to die until its funny
05.03.2026 00:16
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No no - I just have to charge my phone enough that I can go to the bathroom
05.03.2026 02:08
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People that ask you if you're really okay don't want you to say no.
05.03.2026 02:20
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this is a test of your mute function
05.03.2026 05:15
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🧸 greg
05.03.2026 08:23
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🫂💖
04.03.2026 22:56
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this is about @gregthemiller.bsky.social
04.03.2026 22:41
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😡😭
04.03.2026 22:55
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don’t shush me. it’s only 2pm
04.03.2026 22:11
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i’d like to point out that this means i can’t gtb now
04.03.2026 22:05
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are you calling us degenerates (complimentary of course)
04.03.2026 22:03
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