Greg Stolze

KATHLEEN JACQUES'S UZUMAKI

Don't tug that thread unless you're willing to follow it all the way to the Iowa Writer's Workshop.

Now David, the people need to know about college professors in their 50s finding out they're in love with their grad students. Not every book can be a crazy, unrealitic tale of robots shooting people, and global plagues, and sinister AI girlfriends making men commit suicide.

I HATE IT WHEN YOU FIGHT!

(runs from the room sobbing)

But the US idea of an interceptor drone is the Anvil by Anduril. Which is charging what amounts to $100k a copy! And not designing for numbers, but instead designing for rent seeking. Gotta make sure Palmer Lucky gets more money.

Got to the point in editing the TERMINATION SHOCK podcast where the GM tells Kimmy “this is the most pissed-off man you’ve ever seen in your life” and my immediate reaction is, “Wow, and that’s a high bar because Kimmy is ANNOYYYING.”

Never forget that the Bible is over two times more explicit and verbose on the topic “This is how you handle the kidney fat of animal sacrifices” than the topic “Queer is bad.”

Really? Damn. I tend to only search for dumb stuff. It at least knows what a “goat” is???

(covers the profit margin's ears) How DARE you!

The single most important thing a man can do to be an ally is give his woman friends permission to give dudes at the bar his number so when they call he can angrily say that's not funny because she died 15 years ago that very night

Happy Friday! 👻

FREDDY & JASON VS HELL (Ronny Yu, 2005)

The Cenobites force a doomed polycule of bank robbers to intervene when an increasingly apocalyptic rivalry between two paranormal serial killers spills out of Hell. Starring Robert Englund, Doug Bradley, Eliza Dushku, Jonathan Tucker, and Adrianne Palicki.

CANDLE COVE (1971)

Multiversal+ is pleased to feature this infamous children’s marionette show, which ran for a single glorious season on WCLV-TV in the Huntington–Ashland Tri-State area. The series is charming and unsettling; guaranteed to evoke delicious nostalgia in grownup Gen-X latchkey kids.

this is also a thing Nazi U Boats were known for doing, guess Hegseth really is taking inspiration from his heroes

Meme: she believe she could... then someone said mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. ... and now she has no idea what she walked into the room for.

Mom.

Mom. MOOOOOOOOM! 🤦‍♀️

DuckDuckGo?

"U.S. Leadership Shocked, Disappointed that Country Threatened For Decades Made Plans For War"

...why do you suppose the word "disingenuous" was right at the top of the social media coordinator's mind, like the beating of a hideous heart?

We were so close to never having this shit-spackled old fraud speaking for America again but damned if we didn't steer right into the same ditch.

...so I hear.

...so that's a no...

Huh! Small world.

I haven't been back to Iowa in probably a decade. It's fixed its problems, right?

this happened where I grew up

Wait, you're in Davenport? My old home town?

For accountability the mask is "the machine told me to do it/just did it".

For exploitation, the mask is: "No humans were harmed in the creation of this service (but they most certainly were)".

Slavery 2.0 is about that mask blocking off empathy.

We have a habit of considering any problem we don't have to face as being less difficult or dire than anything we personally face, and that creates a sort of toxic simplification of the world, and a failure to appreciate the importance of boring solutions that work.

It’s important to remember that billionaires are parasites with a vested interest in persuading you they are predators.

So you can 3D print them?

Which? The penis one or the one where this sign is posted?

"Denny waited a while to make his move on Polly, which anybody could have told him was an idea with no upside”

and

"It is impossible to fidget nonchalantly, but Denny tried.”

I am pleased with them.

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