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@nderle

just a man, in this world, going through life with entirely too many cats. all views, shitposts, opinions, cats, jokes, and stuff have not been reviewed nor approved by my employer

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Did you know you can shrug and say "No can do boss" when a court orders you to do something

06.03.2026 15:46 πŸ‘ 4626 πŸ” 674 πŸ’¬ 50 πŸ“Œ 8
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this is a really, really, really bad thing. source: son of a father who got married and had me Because It's What You Do To Be A Man.

www.vox.com/podcasts/480...

06.03.2026 20:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

06.03.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 11835 πŸ” 1756 πŸ’¬ 430 πŸ“Œ 159

This is a very good encapsulation of how a lot of us feel about the impact of AI on a day to day basis which is that using it to find information can be more helpful than Google but a lot of that is because Google has gotten much worse

06.03.2026 15:02 πŸ‘ 556 πŸ” 60 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 7
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πŸ‘‘. PRINCE the cat πŸ‘‘

This gorgeous Siamese /mix
10 year old kitty is waiting for a cozy bed. Hes just adorable! Please adopt him!! Check out the bio
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www.humanerescuealliance.org/cats

adopt@humanerescuealliance.org
202-723-5730
Humane Rescue Alliance
71 Oglethorpe St. NW
Washington, DC 20011

05.03.2026 21:48 πŸ‘ 3330 πŸ” 1020 πŸ’¬ 60 πŸ“Œ 54
3 panel illustration of a person who opens a book that says how to make money, and inside it says work so they start crying

3 panel illustration of a person who opens a book that says how to make money, and inside it says work so they start crying

me

05.03.2026 14:13 πŸ‘ 7352 πŸ” 849 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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when I'm trying to remember the theme song for the Drew Carey Show but I can't remember the right words

05.03.2026 20:48 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 6

I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter.

05.03.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 4512 πŸ” 662 πŸ’¬ 72 πŸ“Œ 36

I’m so tired of seeing people bash Bluesky for being an echo chamber when X is an actual intentionally constructed echo chamber that is demonstrably radicalizing people across the political spectrum who still use it

05.03.2026 14:58 πŸ‘ 14352 πŸ” 2113 πŸ’¬ 522 πŸ“Œ 207

This is such a dogshit thing to say but notice how much of a coward he is to immediately go oh gosh oh golly when the reporter asks what he means by that. Can’t even have the courage of his dirtbag convictions, an insult to all men who wear shorts and hoodies in the winter. We reject him.

05.03.2026 01:59 πŸ‘ 2591 πŸ” 318 πŸ’¬ 67 πŸ“Œ 14

all social media should be myspace, all website should be geocities/lycos, all gamerstuff should be gamefaqs text guide Illustrated with ascii and mspaint

05.03.2026 00:04 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i genuinely miss when website sort of looked absolutely atrocious. everythings to clean and corporate now. theres no soul

04.03.2026 23:52 πŸ‘ 2652 πŸ” 184 πŸ’¬ 103 πŸ“Œ 22

(appearing in my weekly spot on my friend's TV show) i never wanted a public life
(appearing on Joe Rogan, again) i yearn to live in solitude, away from the cameras
(filming my own Netflix documentary, about me) oh! to be free from the fetters of fame! why must the public hound me so

04.03.2026 21:13 πŸ‘ 853 πŸ” 112 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 2
M (for team Mexico)
LA (for Los Angeles Dodgers)

M (for team Mexico) LA (for Los Angeles Dodgers)

Leo Pointing Meme

Leo Pointing Meme

when you see your preferred citation style on tv

04.03.2026 21:09 πŸ‘ 187 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

people love to say "you should read conservative opinion pieces too" and every conservative opinion piece is like "corporations should have the right to vote but minorities shouldn't. source: I made it up"

02.03.2026 19:08 πŸ‘ 3967 πŸ” 756 πŸ’¬ 57 πŸ“Œ 47

kind of crazy that if you have enough money and don't like what you see in the media, you can just buy up every film studio, news station, and social media app and change it

04.03.2026 02:51 πŸ‘ 16497 πŸ” 2657 πŸ’¬ 266 πŸ“Œ 135
2026 nuclear family memeβ€” featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog

2026 nuclear family memeβ€” featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog

04.03.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 12345 πŸ” 2557 πŸ’¬ 77 πŸ“Œ 76

crazy theory: the feral morons who post like this are actually a benefit of Bluesky.

hear me out.

the nuclear block is a wonderful cure-all to their existence on your feed. *you* only need to see them the once.

you know who can't take advantage of the nuclear block loophole? brands.

04.03.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Steve King 9
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Wilders understands that culture and demographics are our destiny. We can't restore our civilization with somebody else's babies.
ESTERN ILIZATION
Voice of Europe @V_of_Europe
Hundreds of Islamists shouting "Allahu Akbar" in Rotterdam, the Netherlands. Wilders is right for over 10 years. #turkijerel
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Steve King 9 @SteveKinglA + Follow Wilders understands that culture and demographics are our destiny. We can't restore our civilization with somebody else's babies. ESTERN ILIZATION Voice of Europe @V_of_Europe Hundreds of Islamists shouting "Allahu Akbar" in Rotterdam, the Netherlands. Wilders is right for over 10 years. #turkijerel RETWEETS LIKES 516 688 10:40 AM - 12 Mar 2017 from lowa, USA

I'm teaching about early 20th century eugenics today and was reminded that 9 years ago Republican Representative Steve King was stripped of his committee assignments by his GOP colleagues for this post that simply states what is now bog standard GOP policy/rhetoric on immigration and "civilization."

04.03.2026 17:45 πŸ‘ 3753 πŸ” 1013 πŸ’¬ 67 πŸ“Œ 47
When she'd stopped crying, Madeleine composed herself before the mirror. Her skin looked blotchy. Her breasts, of which she was nor- mally proud, had withdrawn into themselves, as if depressed.
Madeleine knew that this self-
appraisal might not be accurate.

When she'd stopped crying, Madeleine composed herself before the mirror. Her skin looked blotchy. Her breasts, of which she was nor- mally proud, had withdrawn into themselves, as if depressed. Madeleine knew that this self- appraisal might not be accurate.

Now, not being a woman I might be wrong but...I don't think breasts do that

03.03.2026 12:26 πŸ‘ 364 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 117 πŸ“Œ 16

He looks like a divorced meerkat

03.03.2026 20:21 πŸ‘ 1971 πŸ” 144 πŸ’¬ 116 πŸ“Œ 8

Pretty fitting given the people in charge of things that basically every attempted official justification for what the US was going for in Iran and why they hadn't foreseen any of the extremely foreseeable consequences is basically at the level of something you'd hear during a field sobriety stop.

03.03.2026 21:49 πŸ‘ 1405 πŸ” 164 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 5

the quest for 9-0 continues

My starting9 Stats:
Mar02 W-L: 8-1
HR:⚾⚾⚾⚾
AVG/SLG: .615/1.692
Career: 79-20 HR:28 .497/1.182

Play #starting9 here -->
starting9.vercel.app

03.03.2026 23:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
That statue, which was cast back in 1961, was modeled on 1950s Texas Rangers – as in the law enforcement Texas Rangers – Captain Jay Banks. Since it's unveiling 65 years ago it has spent most of its life at Love Field in Dallas. But then in 2020 it was removed and placed in storage. Why? Because Captain Jay Banks was a racist cop who made it his mission to stop schools from integrating.

This is an excerpt from the 2020 book, Cult of Glory: The Bold and Brutal History of the Texas Rangers by Doug Swanson, which describes' Banks' role in efforts to keep schools in Texas racially segregated in defiance of the United States Supreme Court's 1954 decision, Brown v. Board of Education:

Then there is the form and face of the statue itself. This dates to 1956, when the NAACP, backed with a court order, attempted to integrate the high school in Mansfield, about 30 miles southwest of Dallas. White residents erupted in fury, so Gov. Allan Shivers dispatched the Rangers. But unlike state police in other Southern racial hotspots, the Rangers in Mansfield did not escort black students past howling mobs of white supremacists. They had been sent instead to keep the black children out of a white school.

That statue, which was cast back in 1961, was modeled on 1950s Texas Rangers – as in the law enforcement Texas Rangers – Captain Jay Banks. Since it's unveiling 65 years ago it has spent most of its life at Love Field in Dallas. But then in 2020 it was removed and placed in storage. Why? Because Captain Jay Banks was a racist cop who made it his mission to stop schools from integrating. This is an excerpt from the 2020 book, Cult of Glory: The Bold and Brutal History of the Texas Rangers by Doug Swanson, which describes' Banks' role in efforts to keep schools in Texas racially segregated in defiance of the United States Supreme Court's 1954 decision, Brown v. Board of Education: Then there is the form and face of the statue itself. This dates to 1956, when the NAACP, backed with a court order, attempted to integrate the high school in Mansfield, about 30 miles southwest of Dallas. White residents erupted in fury, so Gov. Allan Shivers dispatched the Rangers. But unlike state police in other Southern racial hotspots, the Rangers in Mansfield did not escort black students past howling mobs of white supremacists. They had been sent instead to keep the black children out of a white school.

The commanding Ranger on the scene was Sgt. E.J. β€œJay” Banks. A wire service photo showed him casually leaning against a tree outside Mansfield High. To his left, above the school’s entrance, was a dummy in blackface, hanging from a noose. Nearby a white mob had assembled. Some carried signs that threatened death for anyone attempting to integrate the school. Banks saw no need to remove the effigy or disperse the mob. β€œThey were just β€˜salt of the earth’ citizens,” he later wrote. β€œThey were concerned because they were convinced that someone was trying to interfere with their way of life.” Blacks were so intimidated that none attempted to enroll at Mansfield.
Several days later, Gov. Shivers ordered Banks and a few other Rangers to Northeast Texas, because African-Americans wished to take classes at all-white Texarkana Junior College, a public institution. Again the Rangers’ job was to stop black students from enrolling.
As at Mansfield, a mob of white men gathered outside the school. An 18-year-old woman and a 17-year-old boy, both black, arrived by cab and began to walk toward the college. The mob blocked their path. Some surrounded the 17-year-old and kicked him, while others threw gravel. The Rangers watched it happen and did nothing except threaten to arrest the two students.    
That wire service photo of Banks in front of the school with the Black person hung in effigy can be seen at the top of today's newsletter.

The commanding Ranger on the scene was Sgt. E.J. β€œJay” Banks. A wire service photo showed him casually leaning against a tree outside Mansfield High. To his left, above the school’s entrance, was a dummy in blackface, hanging from a noose. Nearby a white mob had assembled. Some carried signs that threatened death for anyone attempting to integrate the school. Banks saw no need to remove the effigy or disperse the mob. β€œThey were just β€˜salt of the earth’ citizens,” he later wrote. β€œThey were concerned because they were convinced that someone was trying to interfere with their way of life.” Blacks were so intimidated that none attempted to enroll at Mansfield. Several days later, Gov. Shivers ordered Banks and a few other Rangers to Northeast Texas, because African-Americans wished to take classes at all-white Texarkana Junior College, a public institution. Again the Rangers’ job was to stop black students from enrolling. As at Mansfield, a mob of white men gathered outside the school. An 18-year-old woman and a 17-year-old boy, both black, arrived by cab and began to walk toward the college. The mob blocked their path. Some surrounded the 17-year-old and kicked him, while others threw gravel. The Rangers watched it happen and did nothing except threaten to arrest the two students. That wire service photo of Banks in front of the school with the Black person hung in effigy can be seen at the top of today's newsletter.

The statue was removed from public view in 2020 in the wake of that book about the Rangers being published. This occurred at the same time that statues of Confederates, Klansmen, racists, and segregationists were removed all over the country following the murder of George Floyd. But now the Texas Rangers Baseball Club, knowing full well the history of the statue, its subject, and its removal, and knowing that multiple municipal institutions decided it was inappropriate for public display, is happy to put that statue up in a public concourse at a major league baseball stadium.

When I learned of this yesterday afternoon I contacted Major League Baseball and asked the following questions:

Is Major League Baseball aware of the history of the "One Riot, One Ranger" statue and its subject, Jay Banks?
Is Major League Baseball aware that Love Field and the City of Dallas removed the statue and put it in storage in 2020 after Banks' involvement in attempting to keep schools segregated in the 1950s came to light?
Does Major League Baseball condone one of its Clubs erecting a previously-removed statue of a staunch segregationist at its ballpark?; and
Does Major League Baseball have any comment regarding the discomfort that will be felt by Black fans when confronted with the statue of a segregationist at Globe Life Field? 
I did not receive a response. I'm going to assume that the league's silence on this means that it wholly condones the Rangers putting up the "One Riot, One Ranger" statue despite its sordid and extraordinarily well-reported history.

The statue was removed from public view in 2020 in the wake of that book about the Rangers being published. This occurred at the same time that statues of Confederates, Klansmen, racists, and segregationists were removed all over the country following the murder of George Floyd. But now the Texas Rangers Baseball Club, knowing full well the history of the statue, its subject, and its removal, and knowing that multiple municipal institutions decided it was inappropriate for public display, is happy to put that statue up in a public concourse at a major league baseball stadium. When I learned of this yesterday afternoon I contacted Major League Baseball and asked the following questions: Is Major League Baseball aware of the history of the "One Riot, One Ranger" statue and its subject, Jay Banks? Is Major League Baseball aware that Love Field and the City of Dallas removed the statue and put it in storage in 2020 after Banks' involvement in attempting to keep schools segregated in the 1950s came to light? Does Major League Baseball condone one of its Clubs erecting a previously-removed statue of a staunch segregationist at its ballpark?; and Does Major League Baseball have any comment regarding the discomfort that will be felt by Black fans when confronted with the statue of a segregationist at Globe Life Field? I did not receive a response. I'm going to assume that the league's silence on this means that it wholly condones the Rangers putting up the "One Riot, One Ranger" statue despite its sordid and extraordinarily well-reported history.

Yesterday the Texas Rangers erected a statue of a segregationist cop at Globe Life Field. A statue that was removed from public property in 2020 because of its racist history. @mlb.com has refused to comment. www.cupofcoffeenews.com/cup-of-coffe...

03.03.2026 14:01 πŸ‘ 457 πŸ” 214 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 38

"Hostradamus" is an S-tier pimp name.

03.03.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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gorillaz said "we are giving up too many points, someone get us a lockdown defender" and the new album was born

03.03.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

27 seasons of SVU and the greatest thing they have ever done is briefly show the ADA wearing the jersey from the unit’s otherwise unmentioned rec league softball team

03.03.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 2467 πŸ” 300 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 7
YOUR JOB IS TO PICK THE MOST AWFUL ACTOR POSSIBLE
TO PLAY JAMES BOND.
GO!


Ricky Gervais.

YOUR JOB IS TO PICK THE MOST AWFUL ACTOR POSSIBLE TO PLAY JAMES BOND. GO! Ricky Gervais.

Man you want to participate in something and then someone gives an answer so objectively correct that there’s no point adding onto it

03.03.2026 14:52 πŸ‘ 3857 πŸ” 300 πŸ’¬ 139 πŸ“Œ 19

Incredible thread, each card reveal made me feel like another one of the final pieces of duct tape holding my sanity together had been severed

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