The Mario 64 intro scene with a letter from Princess Peach, reading:
Dear Mario. Please come to the castle. I'm down bad. Yours truly-- Princess Toadstool (Peach)
CATS from the video game Zero Wing (the All Your Base Are Belong To Us game), saying: "I am Locutus of Borg. Resistance is Futile"
Dracula from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, saying to Richter "Get out of my house"
The transportation advisor from SimCity 2000, saying "YOU CAN'T STAY ON TWITTER! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!"
My big project: The Death Generator.
It's a tool for making fake video game screenshots, just fill in new text and it'll give you a (generally) pixel-accurate image back, the correct fonts and everything.
deathgenerator.com
08.12.2024 07:17
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the internet: a heaven's gate for everyone π€
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Me my whole life: Nothing is black and white. You have to consider nuance
Now: We face a heinous, remorseless evil
23.01.2026 19:28
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I talked to one of the r/MassiveCock posters who decided to bring anti-ICE conversations to the subreddit.
"... Nothing in life should feel βnormalβ when these sorts of things are happening in our country. Even porn and sex," he said.
Gift link (obviously): tinyurl.com/mr3nua5k
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I came to Minneapolis to report on what's going on, and one of the main questions I showed up with is "just what is the scale of the resistance?" After all, we're all used to the news calling Portland a "war zone" or whatever when it's just some protests in one part of town.
22.01.2026 03:58
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Kid Pix Studio Deluxe (1998)
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30.12.2025 23:53
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(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
26.12.2025 15:39
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[soul calibur announcer voice] everybody knows you're high, and they're mad at you
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porn star name idea: Christian Mingle
25.09.2025 20:04
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patchung23
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06.09.2025 10:36
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part of the reason i'm a socialist is because i know jazz will never thrive again under capitalism and we must save it
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Kirby is... NORMAL
KIRBY'S ADVENTURE
HAL LABORATORY 1993
NES
26.08.2025 15:47
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I ran sound for him once in a big theater, he was so drunk he started watching his own Netflix special on his phone to remember how his jokes went
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The Sun knowing it's about to be...eclipsed
SUPER MARIO BROS. 3
NINTENDO R&D2 1990
NES
08.04.2024 18:31
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These are two guitars made by Johnson. One looks like Gumby waving, and the other one looks like Pokey, his horse friend. I would pay good money to see a band play these in concert.
Johnson Gumby guitar & Pokey bass
19.11.2023 17:30
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Ozzy is one of like 3 people in Decline of Western Civilization Part 2 that comes off as a decent human being and I always love the scene where Penelope Spheeris interviews him making breakfast while he explains the ups and downs of the business.
22.07.2025 18:28
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Comedy is legal again
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My newest opinion column: Hey What The Fuck
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(Fred Schneider voice) would you know my name if i saw you in HEAVEN
19.06.2025 22:41
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THANK YOU
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Kirby is an aspirational figure
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trans people are real and bathrooms and sports are made up. if you act like that's the other way around i do not have to hear your argument because it is based on a false premise
29.05.2025 20:36
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@OkButStill tweet:
Trump 1993 interview: Well, the gremlins are very fascinating creatures. I've seen the way they work together and they do it fantastically well. You think I'm joking, but I'd hire them if I could.
Trump 2024 Rally: They're hurting so many people and you can't get them wet!
Heβs been so stupid in such a particular way for so long that itβs a frog-boiling situation, but it really is like this if you go back and watch his older material
23.05.2025 23:21
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A boy named Ness
EARTHBOUND
HAL LABORATORY/APE 1994
SNES
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adult film character actor
16.07.2023 15:50
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In the alternate timeline where Jai Paulβs album didnβt leak in 2013 and he kept releasing his own music Bernie sanders is president
10.04.2025 15:57
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OF THE EMPIRE
We will be known as a culture that feared death and adored power, that tried to vanquish insecurity for the few and cared little for the penury of the many. We will be known as a culture that taught and rewarded the amassing of things, that spoke little if at all about the quality of life for people (other people), for dogs, for rivers. All the world, in our eyes, they will say, was a commodity. And they will say that this structure was held together politically, which it was, and they will say also that our politics was no more than an apparatus to accommodate the feelings of the heart, and that the heart, in those days, was small, and hard, and full of meanness.
From a poetry collection by Mary Oliver, where after a hundred poems showcasing gentle observations on nature and animals, she hits you with this
10.03.2025 13:33
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Facebook marketplace listing for "Full Podcasting set up (Hardly used)
new saddest six word story just dropped
07.03.2025 12:24
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