Snake, that was Wailing Sealion.
As a child, he was forced to eat cement. Now his heart only hungers for war, a vain attempt to fill his hollow concrete soul.
@evilzoey
π¦same tanuki, all-new websiteπΆ β¨οΈimpish yokai animal named zoeyβ¨οΈ πi legally have to do whatever i wantπ π³οΈββ§οΈit/she (it preferred, she OK)π§Έ πMINORS DNIπ THIS ACC CONTAINS HORNYPOSTS AND REPOSTS pfp by @wascie.bsky.social
Snake, that was Wailing Sealion.
As a child, he was forced to eat cement. Now his heart only hungers for war, a vain attempt to fill his hollow concrete soul.
a picture of a bathroom stall door that says "suck a girl's dick and take her to taco bell" the lighting and wall look pink and the tile behind it is multicolored
happy women's day !!
what you should do tonight:
Rouge in Gotham! ππ¦
Solid Snake sneaking through Shadow Moses island and almost getting caught by a genome soldier, and snake can hear him say "huh, must've been a pibby glitch" before returning to his patrol
He's very playful, and he'll be quite delicate about it...
truly i dont know how the UK functions when every singular piece of news and legislation there is like "we banned pornography. you have to pay 1000 dollars to have your face in a national database. we're making it illegal to say bad words. your healthcare is illegal. its illegal not to be racist."
IT'S ABOD'S BIRTHDAY!!!!! here's to the funniest, kindest, hardest-working dad i know β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ
the situation is worsening again in Gaza. if u have a few bucks to spare, pls help my best friend survive, & feed his daughters & wife: chuffed.org/project/help...
(@valkwise.bsky.social's inks, my color)
A girl holds hands with a pikachu, and says, "pikachu, we will do it, we will electrocute timothΓ©e chalamet". The pikachu replies, "yes master".
It must be done.
when the edible hits and you try to play it cool
i'm not going to do that apple.
Floragato
Screenshot from the video game Persona 4. In the halls of Yasogami High, the protagonist talks to a male student labeled "Stylish student". His dialogue window reads: "Hanging out with women, going on dates with them, that's fine. Killing them? Not so much."
happy international women's day
luv me woife, luv me gouf, luv me principality, simple as
Terracotta desire, adoration glaze. (2023)
Ozan, a fat grey demon, shows off her new shirt that says "c'est la vie" Ozan: Get it? Offscreen Character: Huh? Ozan: It says "Chest la vie"... ON my chest! OC: It's "c'est la vie." Two panels of Ozan looking gormless. Ozan: ...la vie
I thought of a dumb joke and only one dumb demon could be the one to deliver it
A crude drawing of a figure with their arms crossed, staring at the camera with uncanny blue eyes & a smirk.
special ed teachers after winning an argument with a mentally disabled 6 year old
if you take something erotic that openly signals its intended audience and expose it to a different audience with the intent to gawk at it in disgust, even if it was posted on a public platform to begin with, you're lowkey doing a sexual harassment & it's a grey area that should be noticed more imo
Q: how come all your characters are so muscular? If they're too skinny my poor characters will look like they're not being fed!!! Men should be buffed and women should be vavoom!!
if anyone ever asks why my ocs' bodies look the way they do, i will send them this response from the creator of fma
Very unfortunate vocal stim I've developed whenever I do something that hurts
pic of Char Aznable from CCA, looking like. well. the post says "he looks like middle management swinging by ur cubicle to talk to you about some shit you dgaf about here"
RE9 comic Leon: "a "your mom" joke? really?" give me a little credit... Grace looks pleased with herself
she's proud of herself π
RE9 comic Grace is running away screaming from Chunk "think, Grace! what would Leon do?!!" she spins around and yells: "YOUR MOM DIDN'T HAVE A BUN IN THE OVEN, SHE HAD A WHOLE DAMN BAKERY" chunk looks shocked
WWLKD #re9
(bonus panel below)
MY BIRTHDAY!!!!! π₯³
a vision appeared in my head
Burger Shop Man posed like that one "cinema" photo of Martin Scorsese
absolute burger
something after marathon
boy p*ssy