one of these big fellers... war with Iran was always going to be a disaster but man the US is really out there browning the bed hard
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one of these big fellers... war with Iran was always going to be a disaster but man the US is really out there browning the bed hard
he's 12 if he's a day
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think how scary things that aren't true are... that's why we're bombing children
This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast.
Theyβll play this in museums in future.
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we are an exceptional failed state
This is cool because we all know how good these companies are at keeping data siloed and secure.
people joke about what experiencing even the banalities of modern society would do to a medieval peasant, but here's a German tourist from a small farming village who says some Times Square salsa verde physically incapacitated him gothamist.com/food/theres-...
Officer having anxiety attack took ambulance sent for man dying from police shooting, report says
But the report raised questions about what took place after the March 31 shooting, which left Best, who was Black, bleeding with severe internal injuries. The first ambulance called to take Best to the hospital arrived at the scene at 6:02 p.m., about 14 minutes after the shooting. However, at the urging of other officers, that ambulance was used to take away a white police officer, Erin Perrotta, who had been involved in the foot chase, the report said.
Paramedics reported that Perrotta declined treatment in the ambulance. "I am fine, I just needed to get out of here," she said, according to the report. Another officer described Perrotta at the time as "visibly hysterical (crying and breathing rapidly) and had blood all over her uniform," the report said.
as ever in America, the tears of a white cop are more important than a Black man with life-threatening gunshot wounds
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ever see a candidate get negative votes?
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once again, @democrats.org work to enable an unstable, violent fascist
this is a genuinely amazing and painful thread
lmfao.
the federal government is mostly staffed with frauds and losers now
then Renfer realized he was naked and all of his teeth fell out
if you were dumb enough to buy a cyber truck, and dumb enough to let it drive itself on Houston highways, then I can see why you're dumb enough to not see this as inevitable
have y'all considered fucking off forever and killing yourselves?
FUCK. ICE.
stove is getting real hot, and I think we know who's going to touch it
once again, @democrats.org work to enable an unstable, violent fascist
it's not raining, there's not another vehicle doing something unpredictable, it just fucking slams into a wall for no reason. if that pole wasn't there, she'd have briefly been airborne
two words: semantic ablation
AI rounds off the sharp edges of human language, moving everything to the median, and making it deadly boring and clichΓ©
in short, fuck off
