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It's almost pathetically childish: A guy who's older than I am emerging from his custom-installed Pentagon makeup studio to play reality-tv racist GI JOE commando for the cameras while real people get slaughtered.

And when you tell them that, they'll be like, "oh c'mon, we don't mean it like that!"

Anglophones and francophones are both racist in subtly different but equally odious ways, but I do think francophones are more in denial about it. They have a meltdown if you suggest racism even exists in Québec, and then naively say things like, "qu'est-ce que j'suis, un noir?"

Canadians think they're way less racist than Americans, but they're not. They're just more phony and polite about it. My best friend back in Montréal was a guy from Nigeria I went to university with. He recently moved to *Texas* and said people are much nicer to him there.

If I had knocked my husband up on our first date, we'd have a kid graduating high school this year.

My dad can have him, I'm happily married, and I want my dad to be happy. It will be awkward having a stepdad who's five years older than I, and hot.

Yeah, that's the other thing, Netanyahu has wanted this crazy shit for literally his entire life. He just finally got a president who would offer him our soldiers as a concierge military service. Fucking traitor.

Sometimes I think, "I'm not too out of touch with the younger half of my generation; I'm only ten years older than they are." But then I think about Nixon's resignation, which was eleven years before I was born, but seems like some distant eon to me, and realize that yeah, I'm a dinosaur. Rawr.

And by wrapping it up, I mean American soldiers fleeing Tehran in helicopters. The GOP will call it "peace with honor."

Leavitt Claims War Will Be Over In "Four To Six Weeks" - Joe.My.God. “What I will tell you is what the president has already laid out. The achievable objectives of Operation Epic Fury we expect to last 4 to 6 weeks and are well on our way to achieving those objectives....

So, late 2033 we might be wrapping it up?

*Kristi Noem goddamned autocorrect

She now has to sit in meetings with the leadership of Latin America, who I'm sure will be just so thrilled that she's there...

Not that I think replacing Kristi Norm will make any substantive difference at DHS, but it is grimly funny that she's been made "Special Envoy for the Shield of the America's" an absolute bullshit position specifically designed to humiliate her. After a year of being a raging anti Latino bigot,

It would blow up NATO, just when America most needs access to allied bases and assistance, and spark a border war at home. If they genuinely pressed for that, Trump might actually get impeached.

Is dead now.

But Trump never wastes a crime. He didn't want this, but now that it's happening, I'm sure he'll exploit it for maximum profit. If it hadn't been this, he would have just waited for a different crisis to send oil prices spiking to get the best price on his personal booty.

Going to attack Iran, we knew Iran would retaliate, so we had to strike them first." has convinced me that they did not want this, and certainly not the extended conflict we're getting now that the military leadership is decentralized and digging in. Everyone who could have brokered peace for Iran

The admin envisioned this as Venezuela 2, distract from Epstein Boogaloo. But instead, Israel killed everyone who could have taken over for the Ayatollah easily, including the two top choices the Trump regime wanted to replace him with. That, combined with Rubio coming and saying, "Israel was

I really do think Trump was blackmailed into this; one of the only things he's actually been consistent about since 2016 is not wanting to put boots on the ground for prolonged regime change wars. It's been clear since the start of the war that the US is reacting to Israel's moves, not leading.

'Member Cloud Atlas where they attempted yellowface and it came out Vulcan? That was weird and gross.

Anthony Jeselnik, he's a comedian. My dad's all about blondes, I generally prefer guys with darker complexions, but Anthony here is an exception. That cute schnoz just puts him over the top for me.

Anthony Jeselnik

My dad and I are both gay, but otherwise our tastes couldn't be any more different. This is literally the only man we both think is attractive.

Conveniently, it also makes all that oil Trump illegally seized from Venezuela a lot more marketable.

This is what it sounds like when I overhear Russians in the street talking over their phones:

"Yeah yeah gibberish gibberish gibberish doesn't want gibberish gibberish will be going home gibberish gibberish gibberish."

So I know just a little bit less than might be remotely useful, iow.

The moon won't be struck by an asteroid in a few years after all. Observations from the JWST allowed astronomers to refine its mass and orbit to determine that it will narrowly miss. That's good news, an impact like that could have really fucked with our satellites.

Russia is helping Iran attack US installations and allies in the middle east, while Trump is easing sanctions on their oil because his capitulation to Netanyahu's blackmail is spiking oil and lng costs and tanking the markets. Meanwhile, China seems to be coming around to their side too. WWIII.

Imagine...

So when Pam Bondi told the SCOTUS they should let the illegal tariffs stay in effect while they considered the DOJ's appeal because they could issue refunds, she lied to the court, yes? Either that or the DOJ is lying now when they claim it's impossible. So who's getting disbarred?

War is peace!

"I know this looks bad for the party, but don't worry. The Republican supreme court just voted that teachers are mandated to out trans youth to their parents, even if it endangers them."

"We're earning peace with Cuba" Bitch, we weren't at war with Cuba! Starting unprovoked wars is the opposite of earning peace!