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bi dyke seal werewolf it/she

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me trying to be gay this year vs the most gorgeous tboy ever wanting me to be mean to him

05.03.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

also blockers mute physical sensation when they supress your t enough so i will be SHAKING again i cant wait

05.03.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

im just gonna like give my nhs hrt to someone and maybe ask to go on gel so whoever i give it to doesnt need blocker if they apply it in a CERTAIN AREA

05.03.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

im soooo excitied to go on e injections omg

gel is nice but needing to apply it every 12 hours is not worth it
patches suck because you need a t blocker with them and t blockers fucking suck

05.03.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

i dont just look like a lesbian i sound like one too

04.03.2026 00:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

girl who just bought her first portable dvd player

03.03.2026 00:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

set boundaries without conflict today yay !

02.03.2026 23:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the poop magician: is this your turd?

me: ...no?..

PM: check your pants....

me: !!!!!!

02.03.2026 01:00 πŸ‘ 385 πŸ” 70 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 1
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Heartbreak felt across the entertainment industry as the world remembers Max Landis is still alive

(Source: tinyurl.com/mpbfamke)

01.03.2026 00:23 πŸ‘ 301 πŸ” 92 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

this is someone at lyft mocking transsexuals for their designation as subhumans

01.03.2026 23:02 πŸ‘ 97 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

In case you’re just waking up, the U.S. has teamed up with Israel overnight to start an illegal war of regime change, apparently on a presidential whim with no involvement of Congress, and they are already committing horrific atrocities.

28.02.2026 12:14 πŸ‘ 6544 πŸ” 2771 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 73

I've had this in my notes for 4 years

27.02.2026 00:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

10 outrageous bonks that get even better the second time round, according to reddit

27.02.2026 00:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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26.02.2026 16:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

labour know they wont win in denton and their goal is to stop the greens from winning the seat rather than beating reform. a reform government is a preferable option for the neoliberal establishment over any party that enacts meaningful change

26.02.2026 11:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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25.02.2026 21:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

taking my brief reprieve from the intrusive thoughts to yap about oled tvs

24.02.2026 20:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
2015 - Time to buy my first Laserdisc Player
2015 - Time to buy my first Laserdisc Player YouTube video by Techmoan

this is easily a top 5 youtube video of all time. no matter how many times I watch it I'm always desperate to look at laserdisc players on ebay by the end youtu.be/KOrn2hBsYKE?...

24.02.2026 20:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i should be allowed to feel a bit smug for never working out and STILL having an incredible ass

24.02.2026 20:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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24.02.2026 02:37 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

youtubers talking about the lengths they went to or the money they spent to watch or play something legally gives me so much second hand embarrassment. you can just pirate it and not talk about where you sourced it from !?!

23.02.2026 22:47 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

no one talks about this anymore but bi women are actually the primary target audience of the x files

23.02.2026 21:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

if they fail to cast an equally attractive man as her co-star then this reboot is erasing bisexual history

23.02.2026 21:16 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

they should give mr. peanut a peanut allergy so in every commercial he becomes more frail and sickly as his body rejects itself

22.02.2026 06:31 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"in september the frost children are gonna melt" - @lucyfr.ee

22.02.2026 05:00 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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alysa liu!!!

21.02.2026 22:38 πŸ‘ 11895 πŸ” 2439 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 36

everyone always talks with reverence about good doctor who but no one talks with reverence about shit doctor who. they should! when its entertainingly bad it's the best thing in the world !

21.02.2026 16:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

sex is repulsive to me right now but im finally able to cry again

21.02.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i feel way cooler referring to myself as queer at the moment

21.02.2026 10:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

girl who i was on a date with who is a few years younger than me made fun of my age by saying "I bet you remember when the cleveland show was on air"

21.02.2026 01:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0