𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣

ALEX BONES AND THE FOREST OF TRUTHS! DON'T GET LOST IN THE WOODS!

Alex Bones. The #1 source of news for Bluesky Catgirls and people with Garfield PFPs.

WTF Cow ALL POOPOO TIMES ARE PEEPEE TIMES BUT NOT ALL PEEPEE TIMES ARE POOPOO TIMES

Trump is a bitch-ass MIGA.

What is she holding ALL POOPOO TIMES ARE PEEPEE TIMES BUT NOT ALL PEEPEE TIMES ARE POOPOO TIMES

That is the kind of positive energy we need.

An old Tube TV with the words "Video Dating... Prepare for your first man"

10/10 Omnious vibes. No notes.

I saw the job listing mentioned fluency in Japanese. I'll have you know I've watched both Naruto and Shippuden. If that doesn't sell you, I've seen a Boruto or two.

the owl told me everything would be better on Friday, liar

Because The Bit™ is life.

jonbenet emmaline piss hansen scom skip alex bones princess catalin deedeepickles hontdog

idk why i made this

Gonna make Shower beers. They're just gonna be cans of Busch Light covered in duct tape with "Shower Beer" written in sharpie. I'm gonna be a millionaire.

(I get it, I just hate folksy branding cause my meds haven't kicked in yet)

Oh, mag-tard sock account. It's a sex thing.

I hate them based upon the fact they monitized a generic term. Garage beers are whatever beer you keep in the garage. Modelos or New Glarus Spotted Cow are equally Garage Beers.

Trump, spitting Trump facts. ALL POOPOO TIMES ARE PEEPEE TIMES BUT NOT ALL PEEPEE TIMES ARE POOPOO TIMES

No you lost the argument, Vio was just pointing it out so we could laugh at you. Been reading your exploits. Is it fun being a human basketball hoop, or do you have a sexual fetish about being dunked on?

Cause man, you have been giving up some points.

This is honestly one of the best line readings of the decade

Marco Rubio? ALL POOPOO TIMES ARE PEEPEE TIMES BUT NOT ALL PEEPEE TIMES ARE POOPOO TIMES

What a road sign.

I actually looked it up. It was supposed to be in North Carolina which only had three Sundown counties. Which is was not in.

That said, Barny Fife and Gomer using the Hard R is not hard to imagine. (I love Don Knotts)

What in the cinnamon toast fuck? ALL POOPOO TIMES ARE PEEPEE TIMES BUT NOT ALL PEEPEE TIMES ARE POOPOO TIMES

MLP PEEPEE POOPOO is magic.

I didn't know you guys were wisconsinites?

Walking like a cowboy with a sweaty stick of dynamite in his ass.

I want Taco Bell Baja Blast Pie. ALL POOPOO TIMES ARE PEEPEE TIMES BUT NOT ALL PEEPEE TIMES ARE POOPOO TIMES

That's me.

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Whatever you say Tiddies. I am here to obey ZOG.