Sleeve of crackers

What's all of this then

Hello !

You gotta play his little game go find out. Messed up.

Bald guy's gait? Idk probably regular

What's sup

Showing up to the function with no teeth but a brand new baleen.

Worst part about giving my cats affection since they were born is they don't fuck off ever.

Happy Friday skeeters

Chainmail romper

Becoming a youth pastor to convince kids the best way into heaven is performing in a thrash metal band.

It I got outta the swimming hole and had a leech on me I'd just leave it there. I'll grow more blood, lil fellas just doing what's natural to him.

Last.fm collage for the previous week.

What's up

Me with my gravity bong

Threads is for the dead-behind-the-eyes freaks and Bluesky is for the lil goblin freaks.

I'm the burger queen.

One of them is parked outside my house, he has a glove and baseball in the passenger seat.

Being gangstalked by several individuals who think I'm cool and want to be my friend but are too shy to say anything.

I don’t think the dog that bit me should be put down

If this cowpoke walked into my saloon I'd stop playing my piano

Hittin' the skeet

I'll find them and ki- rough them up.

For no particular reason I'm thinking about the part in Prayer to God where he says "kill em just fuckin kill em" over and over.

The Gaylord convention is in town and you bet my ass swore fealty.

👋hello

Best day of my life was a month or so ago when I woke up and scrolled on my phone and saw like five separate videos of Karen Carpenter playing drums.

They double dog dared me

It's hard to believe but its true, I fell down a well.

It's where they belong