Nancy

Switching it up from the original, French version, which was Numbers and Letters.

Great great stuff. I asked for Large Marge in a top hat and Large Marge in a top hat was delivered.

The LA Olympics are gonna be so fascist they'll have quidditch

RIP to the rye and caraway ones

Holiday is SO good.

Oh yeah, sounds very good. Thank you!

Ah. There you go. Gross.

Primary day is March 17. Early voting now available at two downtown supersites and starts at neighborhood sites on March 2. Early voting site info here: chicagoelections.gov/voting/early...

Guy who walks into the piercing studio asking for a Prince Rupert so they drop a molten hot bead of glass on his dick

Primary day is March 17. Early voting now available at two downtown supersites and starts at neighborhood sites on March 2. Early voting site info here: chicagoelections.gov/voting/early...

My mother lives just a few miles from Sheri's. This is great stuff.

They can take editorial boards of various media outlets with them, too.

Looking down an empty rural road. Hanging above it is a large cloud with a flat dark grey bottom, white cliff like sides, and nothing above but blue sky. It looks like a board.

Looking out across a field with green plants sprouting. Above is an extremely flat cloud stretching off into the distance and filling the left side of the sky. Its bottom is dark gray, the cliff like sides are white, and above is nothing but blue sky.

This is the FLATTEST cloud I have ever seen. ☁️

Cruelly add, just as you're getting back in the time machine, that they don't last as long either.

If the US pulls this out of their ass Hellebuyck is the only one who gets a real medal, everyone else gets gold medal chocolate or some shit

Hockey on Henri-Julien Street at Pine Ave. East, Montreal
Frederick Taylor
1948

The front of the Pantheon, eight Corinthian columns holding up the triangular pediment. An inscription under the pediment reads M·AGRIPPA·L·F·COS·TERTIVM·FECIT, meaning "Marcus Agrippa, son of Lucius, made when consul for the third time".

Anyway, I'm just back from Italy, where we walked our legs off and ate three-course meals daily and saw a bunch of cool old stuff. I'm gonna think about that for awhile.

I love when the rage literally makes my vision go white for a second.

Increasingly feel like private air travel is incompatible with the necessary tedium of democracy, if you can't sit in a crowd waiting for your group number to be called then you haven't signed the social contract

IF YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED IT'S NOT BECAUSE THERE ISNT ANY WORK JUST LOOK AROUND: A HOUSING SHORTAGE, CRIME, POLLUTION; WE NEED BETTER SCHOOLS AND PARKS. WHATEVER OUR NEEDS, THEY ALL REQUIRE WORK. AND AS LONG AS WE HAVE UNSATISFIED NEEDS, THERE'S WORK TO BE DONE. SO ASK YOURSELE, WHAT KIND OF WORLD HAS WORK BUT NO JOBS. IT'S A WORLD WHERE WORK IS NOT RELATED TO SATISFYING OUR NEEDS, WORLD WHERE WORK IS ONLY RELATED TO SATISFYING THE PROFIT NEEDS OF BUSINESS. THIS COUNTRY WAS NOT BUILT BY THE HUGE CORPORATIONS OR GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRACIES. IT WAS BUILT BY PEOPLE WHO WORK. AND, IT IS WORKING PEOPLE WHO SHOULD CONTROL THE WORK TO BE DONE. YET, AS LONG AS EMPLOYMENT IS TIED TO SOMEBODY ELSE'S PROFITS, THE WORK WONT GET DONE.

the Black Panthers were right

Accidental Wes Anderson

A blurry picture of Italian speed skater Francesca Lollobrigida taking her victory lap after the 5,000m race, Italian flag wrapped around her shoulders.

I was so, so lucky to be in the arena yesterday when this happened.

The number of people I have seen comment on social media with screenshots of inaccurate AI generated information as incontrovertible proof that their beliefs are correct is...distressing. We gotta get better at recognizing dick sucking machines for what they are.

This is almost ridiculously romantic.

You owe us nothing, but I am hopeful to see ComicsBlob

Babies: the Tupperware of people

[writing love letter] My darling, how i long to caress you. When I hold you tenderly in my arms I become [glancing at The Immortal Cinema of Tom Selleck dvd box set I keep on my escritoire at all times] quigley down under

You know how, like, Historically and Officially, if a dish is "Florentine" it will have spinach? Are we at the point (I think yes) that we all generally understand that a dish called "California" will have avocado? Fun to think that's happened in my lifetime.

O CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN

It is REALLY something. I've thought of it every day since seeing it.