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Software engineer, cat dad, D&D on the weekends.

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Troll 2 - Wikipedia

"Troll 2" (1990) is a terrible movie, but made for an okay game, the way I wrote it.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_2

07.03.2026 02:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Except when they ARE.
www.etsy.com/listing/7793...

07.03.2026 02:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"You'll NEVER smooth out your wrinkled shirt with THAT!"

06.03.2026 14:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bribe drop slots, like night book return slots at the library.

06.03.2026 13:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Looks like his skin is trying to get away from the scary evil skeleton inhabiting his body.

04.03.2026 13:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Okay, okay, hee hee, I've got another one, it's really funny..."

04.03.2026 12:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
03.03.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 129 πŸ” 51 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Help me understand the subtext here; are you saying this 'girl' was a goth boy magnet, and the muscular men were after some of that action? Or are you saying it was all a ruse, and she was keeping a harem?

03.03.2026 05:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I understand that Succubi are the sources of those horribly sinful wet dreams. No other explanation could possibly make sense...

03.03.2026 05:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The costs of this Iran war debacle will likely be more than the cost of extending the ACA health insurance subsidies.

If you asked Americans, which do you want: another war in the Middle East or lower health care costs at home, is the margin 90 to 10? 95 to 5?

01.03.2026 20:34 πŸ‘ 12185 πŸ” 3675 πŸ’¬ 398 πŸ“Œ 110
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The Denial of Death - Wikipedia

Part of the reason I read this book is that I search for a way to add meaning to my life as I enter middle age; a mid-life crisis, perhaps. This book told me not to bother; not helpful! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Den...

03.03.2026 04:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"The Denial of Death" (1973) by Ernest Becker starts with 100 pages of dis track against Freud. I'm 2/3 into it and I feel like the author still hasn't really gotten to the title topic. HORRIBLE! DO NOT READ. Only value of book is that it teaches me about friend who gave it to me. 1 star. #review

03.03.2026 04:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Can't they just replace these clowns with AI? NYT, get on the ball!

02.03.2026 13:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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01.03.2026 12:36 πŸ‘ 53 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3

Maybe objectives include killing off brave, healthy Americans who know how to do things.

02.03.2026 13:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"...not that it's a bad idea."

02.03.2026 13:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dump is the historical accident we're stuck with the task of correcting.

02.03.2026 12:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Might help to blame Christian Nationalists for it.

02.03.2026 12:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As someone who's lived through 20+ years of this regime change bullshit one word of advice: screenshot all the idiots. They'll desperately attempt to distance themselves once it all goes downhill and public opinion shifts and they'll delete their most incriminating takesβ€”don't let them live it down.

01.03.2026 03:29 πŸ‘ 92 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

"Whoah, mama!" Johnny Bravo finally got that sweet car he always wanted.

01.03.2026 05:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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64K views Β· 270 reactions | β€œNOT GIVING IT BACK” President Trump Tries On Olympic Gold Medal at White House β€œI’m not giving it back.” President Donald Trump tried on NHL star Matthew Tkachuk’s Olympic gold medal during a White House visit and the internet can’t stop talking about it. The Florida Panthers winger, fresh off his Team USA glory, had **@POTUS** slip the medal over his neck, setting up a viral Trump one-liner that his supporters say shows the fun, patriotic energy they miss seeing in the White House. #DonaldTrump #PresidentTrump #TrumpNews #MatthewTkachuk #OlympicGold #TeamUSA #WhiteHouse #NHL #HockeyNews #USPolitics #TrumpSupporters | MEAWW β€œNOT GIVING IT BACK” President Trump Tries On Olympic Gold Medal at White House β€œI’m not giving it back.” President Donald Trump tried on NHL star Matthew Tkachuk’s Olympic gold medal during a...

Why demand it if you can just swipe it? Hey, they got a free meal of fast food, what more do they think they deserve?
www.facebook.com/watch/?v=236...

01.03.2026 05:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I only wish I was wrong about this.

01.03.2026 05:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Check date

01.03.2026 01:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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War is a racket.
~ General Smedley Butler, USMC

01.03.2026 04:15 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you! I only wish I was wrong.

01.03.2026 05:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's funny and it's sad at the same time because it's accurate.

01.03.2026 01:11 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dump doesn't want to WIN this war, he wants to look tough and distract from the fact that he's the worst president ever and a garbage human being.

Defeating a perfect forever enemy would be the worst thing ever for the GOP; the Soviet Union shut down, and look where THAT got them.

28.02.2026 15:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Cat stack"

28.02.2026 15:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Uh, windows to the soul?

28.02.2026 14:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"We need to focus on keeping High School kids from going to college, so they don't learn how horribly we've ruined their world."

28.02.2026 14:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0