Stacey Hauff

Poor, poor Ukraine

This is one of the most powerful men in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Trump has an incredible talent for doing the most degrading things while maintaining plausible deniability. It’s so funny because it comes so naturally to him. Like, you know Rubio’s soul dies a little every time he steps out of his shoes and almost trips while keeping a smile plastered on his face.

Got his ass

I like this new bit with your old posts. Next stop is an index for ease of reference. Search key words, an archival section for posts from Twitter. A wiki?

Made crypto bro the graduation speaker ✔️
Ousted women from leadership roles ✔️
Cut programs ✔️
Punished students for pro-Palestine activity on campus ✔️
Announced plan to hire 100 faculty for AI fluency initiative ✔️
Ignored outcry over Wexner-Epstein connection ✔️
Sextortion ✔️

See yaaaa!

My first impression of this guy was him enthusiastically supporting the complete train wreck. He made out of graduation, insisting on a speaker whose business he had financial interests in… just watch that dude‘s speech and you’ll see what I mean

Lol WHAT

Wide open spaces

Wait should I get gas tomorrow lol

Favorite description of me I’ve ever heard 😂

Some free legal advice:

Always listen to your lawyers, ESPECIALLY when considering whether to do an extrajudicial murder!

Got to see our founding documents in person this weekend at the National Archives and it was mesmerizing. A truly powerful moment.

Inches away from the finest pieces of paper in the world. The Declaration of Independence! The Bill of Rights! THE CONSTITUTION!

Unbelievable.

what the fuck

I am very interesting and dynamic, thank you

I am very interesting and dynamic, thank you

Ok I think you can make this point without calling it an abusive relationship. Really trivializes actual abuse. Kind of hate this comparison tbh.

Four years ago tomorrow, Russia attempted to take Kyiv. Four years later, 15,000+ civilians have been killed, and many more have been tortured, raped, assaulted, and displaced. An entire nation who hasn’t stopped bleeding, suffering, and, despite all odds, resisting. Слава Україні. Героям слава. 🇺🇦

Right what was that

This was a really off-putting piece. Like, unnecessarily snarky and kind of pointless? The writer’s emphasis on Will’s mannerisms over, idk, what was happening in Minneapolis around her was not a great look.

oh no! all the dating apps got taken down because they are illegal. you must’ve missed the news. ☹️☹️☹️

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Yeah cool it RFK 🙄

i would like to read a deeply-reported, 10,000-word investigative piece about the procurement process that ends up sourcing a luxury 737 for the head of DHS which only seats 17 people

I am not voting for you as of 20 mins ago

This news activating all lapsed Catholics like a sleeper cell signal.

When he got traded a part of my soul left Cleveland too ☹️

Roses are red,
Ballots are blue,
Election Day is a Tuesday,
But I'm choosing you.

Omg I love it!

(h/t @keithorejel.bsky.social)

You better start calling your heart the 2026 midterms, because it’s about to get stolen!