emily mayfly

trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”

this is a more personal part but it sucks for me specifically because the main tournaments i know of on the weekend/non workdays still let him in and those are the ones i can usually go to

shoutouts tax break though having a tgirl tournament with cops military and pests banned is such a great vibe

still fucking makes me angry that there's a bunch of oregon tournaments that i just can't really go to now. shit really sucks because i generally like the scene

if your techwear fit doesn't go as hard as will smith's ctk racing look in men in black 1 you're a fool and a poser

what if i just thumbs up reacted to this

me holding down after they miss the tech

ok ive created a separate account for nsfw stuff. go to @catgirlerection.bsky.social if you wanna see pics of my ass and whatnot

id tag it ofc but yeah maybe i will sometime

going back and forth about whether i should just say fuck it and start posting titties on here. it's already 18+ idk

they should make a space needle that you can fuck

been thinking recently about how hot but also how funny the term "sodomized" is if im being completely honest. like yeah babe i don't just want you to fuck me i wanna be sodomized

come thru and i'll show u >:3c

Five days of melee tournaments, five outfits - #4: didn't really go for a theme here because I had a panic attack trying to figure out a more specific vibe right before leaving, so instead I just tried to wear something nice :3

all ready for the melee tournament! ^w^

Also it matches my controller

Five melee tournaments this week, five outfits - #1: was going for a golf-inspired outfit since the tournament was at a golf simulator place, so I thought white pants would work well, but then it was pouring rain so I decided to go all in on the dark red/white combo with the mask + shirt + shoes

curling my finger to hit a baseball twink's prostate, call that going around the horn

fit for tonight's date :3 (also experimenting with tripod camera and remote shutter)

learning how to play melee one handed so I can jerk my teammate off in doubles during the game

hiiiiiii

practicing stoicism and self control by only eating one Pringle per sitting but leaving the tube near me at all times

yeah im ngl i felt like i was going insane seeing the way people talked about that shit and now ive got like four pqrts on the small thread i made about it hhhhhh

look at me !!!! you have to be nice to me !!!!!!!

bouncing on it in a way that gets me pregnant

me when i watch the beginning of Wayne's World

A blonde trans woman holds up a blu-ray of Mulholland Drive. She says to her girlfriend "you wanna watch some lesbian pornography before we fuck?" Her brown-haired girlfriend says "yeah! Sounds Great!" As they watch the movie, the brunette says "wait. Did you hook up with me because I'm a brunette and I fulfill the Laura Harring role in the relationship." The blonde, all keyed up from watching the movie, says "yeah, that was like forty percent of it." The brunette responds "so that makes you Naomi Watts?" The blonde says "I'm Naomi Watts."

jadeb ur cool and nice and i think ur so poggers

hi jadeb hiiiii

wait i have my own websites can i just run my handle through those