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Chris P

@chrispatte1

High school theater and film teacher in Dallas, TX. Bucs, Ole Miss, FC Dallas, etc.

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“Can I put on Tell Me Lies because you’ll soon be watching FC Dallas every Saturday night” was said in my household last weekend

14.02.2026 14:20 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

lol I said the same thing to my wife

02.02.2026 02:28 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Jesus Ferreira SNEAKY Free Kick Goal Is Totally Fair!
Jesus Ferreira SNEAKY Free Kick Goal Is Totally Fair! YouTube video by Major League Soccer

He did this in a regular season match in 2024:

m.youtube.com/watch?v=cNdl...

01.02.2026 00:13 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Too dead behind the eyes to fit the part

19.01.2026 01:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The law firm

10.01.2026 02:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can we get an update

02.01.2026 04:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

lol trust me, most Bucs fans know we aren’t good and have barely skated by on a weak division

30.12.2025 17:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I teach drama at at a pretty sports obsessed all-boys high school, and it can be difficult to get kids interested in theater due to stereotypes or whatever, and I point at things like this and want to scream “you guys do performance stuff all the time!!!! So many of you would be good at it!!”

30.12.2025 15:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

and?

20.12.2025 21:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You’re cool too, buddy. Thankful for your soccer insights.

04.12.2025 23:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We can agree that Texas largely sucks without being hyperbolic. Most of the neighborhoods in Dallas proper have a mature tree canopy, and DFW is home to the largest urban hardwood forest in the US.

30.11.2025 02:05 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

like that will take 20 minutes

19.11.2025 00:08 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

just feel like football completely dominates that Thursday-Sunday stretch

14.11.2025 16:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

honestly not a lot of good options. not much between August-December that isn't already associated with football.

Kickoff for the second half of the season right after the Super Bowl?

March = college basketball

Maybe Easter weekend for first round of playoffs?

14.11.2025 16:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Fuck. Off.

10.11.2025 01:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not limited to sports either - all branding and design has been flattened to have no personality.

07.11.2025 14:08 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Dodgers winning is what this country deserves

02.11.2025 04:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The most Sisyphean chore. Especially with kids.

26.10.2025 00:56 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And then it’s like 12 AM and the two year old will be up in like 5 hours. Pain.

24.10.2025 01:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am glad this discourse has migrated to Bluesky.

18.08.2025 14:12 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I saw Superbad the summer before my senior year with my best buds. Perfect time to see that movie.

Also Get Out as the token white guy in a mostly black crowd in New Orleans.

15.08.2025 13:49 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Chris. Jack Jewsbury!

26.07.2025 00:22 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Every team should go back to wearing what they wore in 1993 and be done with it.

18.07.2025 15:17 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Eh, I don’t think people thought they were ugly, it’s just that they were always associated with the team being terrible.

18.07.2025 15:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Taught an At of Film summer school class to high schoolers this month and showed The Matrix on Monday. The number of them that were like, “yeah fuck that, I’d take the blue pill” made me laugh

29.06.2025 00:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I actually hope AI wrote this and not an actual human being.

25.05.2025 02:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I now know what Ventusky is

22.05.2025 00:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, BRO

11.05.2025 00:24 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Edinburgh is great. Isle of Skye incredible.

18.03.2025 17:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

hot damn

09.02.2025 23:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0