wait! the road is dangerous, take this
*hands you a cat*
06.03.2026 22:55
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wait! the road is dangerous, take this
*hands you a cat*
a concrete/cobblestone garbage can next to an ashtray made of the same material
don't ever talk to me or my son again
vibe coding this, vibe coding that. how about I vibe code this fist up your ass
Meme: woman sneezing in the middle of a field. Text reads “imagine getting fucking destroyed by plant cum. This post was made by the superior immune system gang”. And LISTEN. I know that this is biologically not true and that pollen can actually be considered more akin to a fetus but that is significantly less funny.
It’s me. I’m getting destroyed by plant cum.
ai? more like aye, i am going to kms
YESS 😂
ghost investigator: are there any ghosts here??
me, as a ghost: wazzzzuuuppppp 😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
*imprisons you within a soul gem*
yup, this checks out
chopping all the crusts off pb&j sandwiches with a paper cutter one would typically find in an office.
not now, can’t you see im fucking working
coworker brought her dog in, life is beautiful again
hope you are doing okay 🫂
hope you have a great day 🎉
Brown springer mix dog with white chest sitting on grass. His eyes are closed, mouth open, tongue out and his ears are flying about.
My mum sent me this picture of their dog so I am now blessing your timelines with it too
preparing for war (going to work)
its finally friday, lets gooooooo!!!
good morning!!
none of this would have happened if kevin mcallister would have punched trump in the balls so hard that he died in home alone 2: lost in new york
shaking ass and smoking grass
a charcoal drawing of a horse sitting at a computer keyboard wearing headphones
damn right!!!!
you a real one for this 🫡
and they were roommates!
"kristi noem fired!!!!!!!!!" with celebration
glad to know I’m not the only one 😭
SO SLEEPY 🥱 MAKE IT STOP (or better yet, cancel work)
A picture of a cup of coffee from the top "That's not realistic" yeah not for YOU, you unwhimsical bitch"
good morning bluesky friends ❤️
good morning!!
Please sir
My gibbous moon
It's waning