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@hottestdad

Chainmail maker, rasslin’ fan, family Gekkonidae. Pry my hope from my cold dead hands. [he/they] πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ [pfp by kirimisosoup on Tumblr]

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Basidiomata of Clavaria minirubella.

Basidiomata of Clavaria minirubella.

#NewSpecies!
A newly discovered #microfungus from #china for #FungiFriday:

Clavaria minirubella

Treatment: treatment.plazi.org/id/4C40C5BB-...
Publication: doi.org/10.3897/myco...
#MycoKeys #ClavariaMinirubella

#FAIRdata
#OA #ecology #biodiversity #nature #conservation #fungi #mushrooms #mycology

06.03.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
the cast of Star Trek Voyager in street clothes awkwardly posing with late-90s computer hardware and consumer electronics

the cast of Star Trek Voyager in street clothes awkwardly posing with late-90s computer hardware and consumer electronics

this is what it feels like to post on bluesky

05.03.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 3798 πŸ” 1006 πŸ’¬ 64 πŸ“Œ 100

Owwkayy dayyuuuudddd

06.03.2026 09:59 πŸ‘ 1085 πŸ” 334 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 5

Ear doctor: Don’t use Q-Tips
Me already imagining putting a screw driver I found in the driveway in my ear when I get home: I womt

06.03.2026 00:50 πŸ‘ 3350 πŸ” 460 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 11
The head of a lizard. It is brown with black markings and has some white on the lower jaw. The lizard is standing on a reddish rock. It is looking to the left in the picture. Only the head is in focus.

The head of a lizard. It is brown with black markings and has some white on the lower jaw. The lizard is standing on a reddish rock. It is looking to the left in the picture. Only the head is in focus.

🦎Yellow-bellied water skink (Eulamprus heatwolei).

Max size ~21 cm (~8.3"), more than half of which is the tail.

Found in Australia (in New South Wales and Victoria).

Threatened by habitat loss and habitat fragmentation.

Considered Least Concern by the IUCN.

πŸ“·by Matt Johnson on Unsplash

05.03.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 90 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Turned off all the tones and colors just to see what only the line art for this looks like. Ahaha it looks like I made the world's hardest coloring book page

05.03.2026 23:29 πŸ‘ 353 πŸ” 59 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 0
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Paid less for being trans, a woman and a trans woman This LGBTQ+ Equal Pay Day, The 19th focuses on the wage gap for trans women, who make 60 cents for every $1 earned by the average American worker.

19thnews.org/2023/06/lgbt...

05.03.2026 23:03 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bottle opener thighs
Sepedon sp. (Sciomyzidae)

06.03.2026 00:05 πŸ‘ 110 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
all pink illustration of wrestler mina shirakawa

TEXT: We Want Mina

all pink illustration of wrestler mina shirakawa TEXT: We Want Mina

✨Mina✨

#wrestlingart #aew 🀼

05.03.2026 20:50 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Trying to calm the herd, Jake himself was suddenly awestruck by the image of beauty and unbridled fury on the cliff above. Pink Shadow had returned.

Trying to calm the herd, Jake himself was suddenly awestruck by the image of beauty and unbridled fury on the cliff above. Pink Shadow had returned.

Trying to calm the herd, Jake himself was suddenly awestruck by the image of beauty and unbridled fury on the cliff above. Pink Shadow had returned.

05.03.2026 20:17 πŸ‘ 253 πŸ” 54 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
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my favorite podcast talked cow tools this week, so I made this little clip. it's fun to hear people newly exposed to cow tools processing it in real time

08.05.2025 14:06 πŸ‘ 173 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 2
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We've freed Cookie's Bustle from copyright hell. Here's how. | Video Game History Foundation We've stopped a persistent copyright troll who was trying to impede our work. Here's everything we learnedβ€”and how we beat them.

BREAKING: We've freed Cookie.

Following an investigation by VGHF, Ukie and Web Capio have suspended DMCA takedowns for Cookie's Bustle on behalf of Graceware, SL.

More info:

03.03.2026 17:57 πŸ‘ 6243 πŸ” 3150 πŸ’¬ 81 πŸ“Œ 307
AEW wrestler Jon Moxley holding his throat and coughing with his tongue out almost as if he's about to puke

AEW wrestler Jon Moxley holding his throat and coughing with his tongue out almost as if he's about to puke

AEW wrestler Swerve Strickland wide-eyed with shock after someone kicks out of his finisher

AEW wrestler Swerve Strickland wide-eyed with shock after someone kicks out of his finisher

AEW wrestler Kyle Fletcher makes an icky frowny face

AEW wrestler Kyle Fletcher makes an icky frowny face

AEW wrestler hangman adam page looks at the camera with a bewildered expression

AEW wrestler hangman adam page looks at the camera with a bewildered expression

The Many Faces of AEW 🀼

05.03.2026 16:56 πŸ‘ 70 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 8

#AEWDynamite

05.03.2026 02:11 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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D'you ever get a stupid idea in your head and then you can't do anything else until you get it out? 🎣

04.02.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 3362 πŸ” 1246 πŸ’¬ 59 πŸ“Œ 31

Opponent weapon suggestions for thekla's next hardcore match: rolled up newspaper, spider catcher, tumbler glass and a bit of card

05.03.2026 12:26 πŸ‘ 78 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1
brother simon

brother simon

potoo

05.03.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 919 πŸ” 217 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 3
How to TALK to a RACIST: A Practical Guide

The image is of a young black girl delivering an absolutely devastating german suplex to a Klansman.

How to TALK to a RACIST: A Practical Guide The image is of a young black girl delivering an absolutely devastating german suplex to a Klansman.

Look at that form. Misawa would be proud. πŸ€Όβ€β™‚οΈ

05.03.2026 15:17 πŸ‘ 404 πŸ” 135 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 6
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happy out of touch thursday!

05.03.2026 16:14 πŸ‘ 171 πŸ” 109 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 4
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🌞 SOL CESTO - FULL ANIMATED TRAILER 🌞

Sol Cesto 1.0 finally has a release date! Dive into the final version of our weird roguelite on April 10, 2026.

We can’t wait for you to discover all the endings πŸ‘€
Please help us spread the word πŸ™Œ

04.03.2026 16:10 πŸ‘ 1126 πŸ” 408 πŸ’¬ 47 πŸ“Œ 33
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Nancy 3/4/26 πŸ’…

04.03.2026 17:18 πŸ‘ 14092 πŸ” 3373 πŸ’¬ 66 πŸ“Œ 140
Cartoon titled "know the work rules".

The first panel, labeled "appropriate" depicts Garfield the cat in a business suit leaning around the edge of a cubicle and pointing to a woman at her desk while saying, "coffee lasagna Mondays am I right?" to which the woman responds, hands clasped together, "awww you're so funny"

The second panel, labeled "inappropriate", depicts a far side cow leaning around the edge of the same cubicle and speaking with a word bubble which contains only the shapes of the 4 cow tools.  The woman fearfully picks up the 
Phone and says, "hello , complaint department??!"

Cartoon titled "know the work rules". The first panel, labeled "appropriate" depicts Garfield the cat in a business suit leaning around the edge of a cubicle and pointing to a woman at her desk while saying, "coffee lasagna Mondays am I right?" to which the woman responds, hands clasped together, "awww you're so funny" The second panel, labeled "inappropriate", depicts a far side cow leaning around the edge of the same cubicle and speaking with a word bubble which contains only the shapes of the 4 cow tools. The woman fearfully picks up the Phone and says, "hello , complaint department??!"

know the funny papers rules

04.03.2026 13:42 πŸ‘ 2926 πŸ” 431 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 3
drawing of a chibi hologram hanging out with Hatsune miku

drawing of a chibi hologram hanging out with Hatsune miku

❇️❇️❇️❇️❇️
#AEW

04.03.2026 14:36 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
picture of an orange cassidy action figure inside my original ita wallet

picture of an orange cassidy action figure inside my original ita wallet

contained his ass

04.03.2026 16:36 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
P1- NANCY IS VERY SHOCKED WHEN SLUGGO SHOWS HER HOW HE IS PAID FOR WORKING AT THE BAIT AND TACKLE SHOP

SLUGGO: THEY PAY ME IN
WOIMS

SLUGGO IS HOLDING AN OPEN CAN FILLED WITH WORMS

P1- NANCY IS VERY SHOCKED WHEN SLUGGO SHOWS HER HOW HE IS PAID FOR WORKING AT THE BAIT AND TACKLE SHOP SLUGGO: THEY PAY ME IN WOIMS SLUGGO IS HOLDING AN OPEN CAN FILLED WITH WORMS

WOIMS WEDNESDAY

04.03.2026 16:35 πŸ‘ 1344 πŸ” 283 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 22
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Lovely binders are coming to the shop πŸ“”

3/13 @ 10am EST for patrons
3/14 for all

04.03.2026 17:53 πŸ‘ 264 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2
2026 nuclear family memeβ€” featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog

2026 nuclear family memeβ€” featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog

04.03.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 12243 πŸ” 2523 πŸ’¬ 77 πŸ“Œ 74
A picture of a Mud Salamander with their head lifted chilling on moss. This salamander is orange with a few black spots on their back.

A picture of a Mud Salamander with their head lifted chilling on moss. This salamander is orange with a few black spots on their back.

My lifer Mud Salamander from East Tennessee! This is a species I had wanted to see for so long, but every time I looked for it over the years I always failed. That changed Monday when me and a couple of friends were able to turn up this beautiful adult!!! An absolute stunner!!! #herps

03.03.2026 17:32 πŸ‘ 65 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A neotenic Northwestern salamander swims up towards an insect on the surface of the water.

A neotenic Northwestern salamander swims up towards an insect on the surface of the water.

Continuing my Northwestern salamander theme: a salamander swimming up to catch some insects on the surface of the water.

Mystery Lake (1160m), Mt Seymour, North Vancouver. At higher elevations it's common to see the neotenic forms - adults that never metamorphosed.

Summer 2024.

#herps 🌿

04.03.2026 01:12 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Adult female (I think) brown anole on her way up a fig branch in the sunshine. Wedelia foliage in the background.

Adult female (I think) brown anole on her way up a fig branch in the sunshine. Wedelia foliage in the background.

Oops! I didn’t take any photos today, so here’s another look at Sunday’s Lizard!
Same Lizard, different branch!
🦎

04.03.2026 05:09 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0