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Remake all of Adam Sandler's movies, but starring Jack Nicholson
I remember seeing Jared Kushner at the Israel-Palestine “negotiating” table on the news here in Holland and it was like a slap across the face. Why the hell was he there? Why wasn’t he being mentioned? This article by @sarahkendzior.bsky.social explains A LOT. Hold on to your hats ladies & germs 🧵
DHS nominee Markwayne Mullin is one of the most active stock-traders in the Senate — and violated the STOCK Act against insider trading as recently as last August.
He currently holds stock in L3Harris, which has millions in contracts with ICE and FEMA.
The grift continues.
All of Clyfford Still's paintings. Every single one.
SNAP has the best return on money government spends that isn’t science or national parks.
Heaven have mercy on us all—Presbyterians and Pagans alike—for we are all somehow dreadfully cracked about the head, and sadly need mending
Aloof Hitler
is that something
PLEASE DON’T GIVE THEM MORE MONEY FOR THIS NO PLAN WAR
THEY BOMBED A SCHOOL YOU ABSOLUTE GHOULS
@TheAtlantic Benjamin Netanyahu's long career was built on conflict avoidance—then, October 7 transformed and radicalized him, @Yair_Rosenberg argues
i beg your finest of pardons
I have a weak spot the size of Antarctica for their French crullers. It's my Achilles heel, my Waterloo.
Shut it down. And then resign.
*One
I just received the dvd for zone Battle After Another from my local library. Going to throw it in my combo DVD/VHS machine and rip a copy onto tape.
Oh he is the worst, extra bad for being a boring drip. He never got the message that the far right's media presentation is cloaked in theater and entertainment. He's hardly wearing any makeup. Low budget try hard goon. Send him to the moon
"Introducing unnecessary velar nasal elements to entertain our Tagalog-speaking subscribers"
Be sure to drink left-handed.
Pres Trump told me tonight the US had identified possible candidates to take over Iran, but they were killed in the initial attack. "The attack was so successful it knocked out most of the candidates," Trump told me. "It's not going to be anybody that we were thinking of because they are all dead. Second or third place is dead."
complete insanity
You fucking fool. You prat. You useless tool. You stooge. You pigeon.
I love your attitude
Please tell me it's a Natalie Merchant vuvuzela cover band.
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
a lonely Matt Goodwin texting on his phone
‘hi, grandma? can u come pick me up from my rap battle? it's over. no, i lost. he saw u drop me off & did a pretty devastating rhyme about it’
Reading people. Body language. Knowing how to connect with people totally unlike you and with different backgrounds and beliefs. Defusing tense situations. Gaining trust. High endurance, pain tolerance, and work ethic. Reaction time. Prioritizing order of execution. Anticipating people’s needs. Tons
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
One would think that this would merit an emergency convening of all Blue state governors, Attorneys generals and Congressional representatives. It's a declaration of war on one state which means they'll do it to others too.
